Deacon Eilers

Trust is in whiskey and weed and slayer, it’s goddamn electric

[Deacon Eilers @deaconeilers_14]

I know in today's society we're all about equality but for the record, blind people don't belong refereeing NHL games

[QuickDickMcDick 🇨🇦 @QuickDickMcDick]

Here’s a 0:59 break for the grey matter between your ear holes.

Warmer days are on the way. Life is short, so go have yerself a fun Thursday ya glorious bastards!

A Short Quick Dick McDick:
“Roughstock Rider”

[Don Martin @DonMartinCTV]

Words fail me.....

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

Coach: you have one job, just go to the net, put your stick down and wait for McDavid's pass

Chiasson: say no more fam

[QuickDickMcDick 🇨🇦 @QuickDickMcDick]

If you drive a big truck, you honk. It don’t matter when or where.

Spoiler alert: it might make truckers just as happy as the kids 😉

#ThankATrucker

[Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien]

AMERICANS: I want to watch that HBO show. I will watch it on the HBO app.

CANADIANS: I want to watch that HBO show. What streaming app is it on? Crave? Crumb? Streamwich? Gem? Jam TV? Greg? Frapps? Tuts? Yambovision? Ratfudge? TrapKutz? Humpstream? Crumb?!

[KEEM 🍿 @KEEMSTAR]

But hey for all you Biden supporters out there. When it’s all said & done. You guys Gotta give some respect to those Americans who died many years ago but still managed to vote in 2020 for your candidate.

[Deacon Eilers @deaconeilers_14]

@damii_laray Yea because fuck all the artists even more, how tf you think they get paid. Pretty sure its not as good with the streaming services as without them. Shit ain't always free

[QuickDickMcDick 🇨🇦 @QuickDickMcDick]

Ever have the most ANNOYING song stuck in your head? Here’s how to get rid of it!

Have a great rest of the week my friends!

A Short Quick Dick McDick: “My Silage”

[Deacon Eilers @deaconeilers_14]

These fuckin reply’s. Lmao, apparently in order to be a manly man, you gotta beat your wife relentlessly and treat em like shit. I must have missed that memo

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Since I’m trending I’d like to clarify what I meant when I said “bring back manly men”.

I meant: Bring back manly men.

Terms like “toxic masculinity”, were created by toxic females.

Real women don’t do fake feminism.

Sorry I’m not sorry.

[Mitch Stuart @4FAngusBoy]

Welder welding- I did a pressure test, it looks great and its good to go

Farmer welding- it looks like hell but I used 28 rods so it should hold

[Kevin Papetti @KPapetti]

Not too sure what Toronto's roster will look like in 2038, but I have a 41-year old Connor McDavid pencilled in as their fourth line centre.

[Deacon Eilers @deaconeilers_14]

@Gubar8383 @kim_kimolen49 @glennbeck @realDonaldTrump USA even in its state rn, is a way better place then Canada. This country is a shithole and more of us need to focus on our own problems not our neighbours lol.

[Michael @thatntac]

A coyote found out three hard way to not cross a bull elk, apparently.

[Deacon Eilers @deaconeilers_14]

@KeithRathgeber @QuickDickMcDick Haha wide open throttle till ya don’t need er anymore, MINT

[Danger Cats @DangerCats69]

Couple drinks, grabbed a gear. #dangercats69
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Tag a #dangercat

[QuickDickMcDick 🇨🇦 @QuickDickMcDick]

NOT politics. Don’t forget to laugh my friends!

A Short Quick Dick McDick : “Hay - QDM Has Some Questions”

[Dimitri Filipovic @DimFilipovic]

You know hockey is back because Alex Ovechkin just scored a power play goal with a one-timer from the left circle

[Deacon Eilers @deaconeilers_14]

@vmetu @abigailmarone Oooo careful what you tweet you might get banned for speaking against them

[I absolutely have to @BRob_ThatGuy]

This what happens when you wanna be a crazy bih but you not smart 💀😭😭