used to be gaby 😔

follow me @hackerdaddie

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

millennials think they’re hot stuff knowing how to make cold brew coffee but they don’t know what it’s like being a real 1390’s kid and having to brew a curation potion using just a lizards tail and rosemary to try to revive a stillborn child

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

what is UP fam,,, got this account back after almost a year but as u all know i’m on to (bigger and better) things so follow me at my new account > @roombahacker if u want ig

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

i’m turning nineteen soon.... crazy that i’ve reached the end of my life...

[steminist @DUDEWlPES]

@emily444444444 icarly did the html/css codeacademy and tell ppl she a hacker

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

@suicidalgaybot i’m a woman and i don’t clean I can say this

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

if women can vote. why can’t roombas. I mean they both clean

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

bro if you slap your girls ass and it leaves grill marks instead of a handprint.. she not ur girlfriend... she your grillfriend now.. have fun dating a panini

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

the. most important meal of the day is iced coffee

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

@jmoneyjared @JebBush Did He Do This

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

in san francisco passing a sourdough baguette around the table my family is sitting at

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

I haven’t been funny in years and I don’t feel anything anymore. wish I was dead

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

im annoying (self diagnosed)

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

I love to pretend I exude big dick energy but i’m really just soft and quiet and sad. please take me off this earth

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

incase you were wondering what my sexual orientation is, I love brunch

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

me: in school for computer science
also me: really just wants to be a barista and make playlists for my shifts

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

bro ngl...when i was younger i only memorized ur home phone number so I could talk to your mom u know how it be her voice is hot as fuck.. anyways u watching the game at my place tonight? I invited some people, I was hoping u could bring ur mom and tell her to wear the jean skirt

[used to be gaby 😔 @deactivated2839]

am I going to have a successful school year with minimal stress and a profitable future with happiness?