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[. @deactivated69__]

@JeffPassan can’t hear you with his cock in your mouth

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

The sides even went backwards on the lottery draft after making progress yesterday. League’s offer contingent on 14 team postseason. Players sticking with 12.

[BNO News @BNONews]

Ukrainian President Zelenskiy turns down U.S. request to evacuate Kyiv, saying: "I need ammunition, not a ride" - AP

[Alejandro Alvarez @aletweetsnews]

A group of Ukrainian border guards were stationed on Snake Island, in the Black Sea south of Odessa, when a Russian warship ordered them to surrender under threat of attack.

Their response: "Russian warship, go fuck yourself."

They held their ground. All 13 were killed.

[K² @_khaaan]

@ian_tanya English translation

[Election Wizard @ElectionWiz]

WATCH: Russian rockets unload on Ukraine.

[Popozaó 🇧🇷 @DehAssna]

@tinashehive Got me wishing ESPN 8 "The Ocho" was real so I could get more Pepper Brooks content

[Depressed Cowboys Fan @ChickenColeman3]

Nah Pimp My Ride was the craziest show ever

It’ll be a single mom of 3 who just wants her car fixed and they’d replace the whole backseat with a popcorn machine because she said she likes watching movies

[Petty LaBelle @PickleMamaa]

People who drink room temperature water are serial killers

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

How the police treat Black Victims #VERZUZ white culprits has never been clearer than this video from the Bridgewater Mall Fight

[Tyler Matzek @TylerMatzek]

They do parades for real championships, not bubbleships. Our Ludacris and Big Boi concert was lit as well.

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

50 Cent roasting Floyd Mayweather will forever be funny

[Daniel Popper @danielrpopper]

Eric Weddle, unprompted: “I also want to thank Old Tom Telesco for the way that things ended (in San Diego) and showing me the light and giving me that motivation and that fire. …I was always said that Eric Weddle would get the the last laugh. And I’m a world champ now.”

[PFF Fantasy @PFF_Fantasy]

This game right now

[Front Office Sports @FOS]

Update: Eminem kneeled, and Dr. Dre said the lyric.

[Bobby Flay @bflay]

Literally shook from the best half time show ever ..

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

everybody born between 1985 and 1995 saw the Super Bowl halftime show lineup and was like “sweet, instead of doing a show for old people like the Rolling Stones or Paul McCartney or The Who they did one for us young people”

and then 10 seconds later it hit us

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

LA powerankings:
1. Louisiana
2. Los Angeles