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lil baby my favorite rapper⛷️

[Hammond Cheese @HammondCheddar]

Typa shit I be on ngl

[🚗🔥 @dead96ek]

Happy birthday me 😛

[JC Terry @jeremyFish1234]

Blacked out on beer

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

Forty fucking dollars for a haunted house?
They better rape me in there.

[Jon Fish @2002tacomasr5]

I have to fold my clothes and go to bed in the next 30 minutes but what if I look at my phone for two hours and kill myself instead? What if that hmm?

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Me: hey windows can you delete this file please

Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now

Me: omg who 😳

Windows: omg I can't say 🫣

[🚗🔥 @dead96ek]

@spiceroachh I'm not laughing 🧐

[🚗🔥 @dead96ek]

@spiceroachh

[🚗🔥 @dead96ek]

@spiceroachh Is that why you're so mean to me

[Momoko 🦀 @rotwifey]

hello! i am a marine biologist and today i discovered this species!

[🚗🔥 @dead96ek]

@spiceroachh HUH

[🚗🔥 @dead96ek]

@spiceroachh WHAAAT

[luci @lucirules]

i always need to pee but it's just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder