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hi i like weed 420 all day :–) i listen to phish and the greatful deade!!!!! thanx 4 visiting my twitter. t w i t t e r . c o m / j o k e s

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Guess What im back twitter.

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WOW I FEEL LIKE SHIT LIFE SUCKS PPL SUCK ETC.

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i like to think of misspelled joke tweets as aliens trying to blend in w humans by basing their style on how average people use the internet

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woah im probably lame for really liking it that my girlfriend calls me muffin. is this true?? haha just kidding i dont care cuz its awesome

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"my objective is to fully replace attraction to IRL persons whit a carefully crafted network of 2d kinks"

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namaste. namaste. namaste. namaste

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"cops are almost all good ppl, there r just some bad apples," – an asshole

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did u know: u can be an anarchist and/or hate capitalism n STILL have & enjoy using technology?????? (cool fact)

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did it all with bright red lipstick on, fancy eyeliner and cute-ass outfit. i luv being a housewife

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just cooked a huge comfort food dinner for me and girlfriend. eggplant parm, mashed potatoes, lemon-dijon asparagus. best meal i ever cooked

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was about to tickle my girlfriend and she said "if you tickle me i'll poop" we're the most romantic couple in the world??????????

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my "doin shit" outfit is tights, a skirt, cardigan and a bandeau bra fuck u shirts now i know how sweet bandeaus are im never returning 2 u

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oh shit i did my nails all fancy last nite and now im packing everything up for me to move an d also working on a painting lol what a dumb

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free bongs

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can i poop on u just wondering,

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thoughts on being a woman 2day: bandeau bras r weird

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hi @rare_basement @iphisol @moewytchdog this is heather i guess this is my more personal account ok cool well bye