kendall

he/him | math bitch

[kendall @deadassdiva]

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[kendall @deadassdiva]

😌😌

[kendall @deadassdiva]

happy new year

[kendall @deadassdiva]

anyway

[kendall @deadassdiva]

and that’s what she said

[kendall @deadassdiva]

the worst part is i don’t know the birthday f*g, but i sure am going to his party at the straight club

[kendall @deadassdiva]

i hate gay people what do you mean you’re having an emma stone themed 30th birthday party

[kendall @deadassdiva]

and you know what ive always said that

[kendall @deadassdiva]

gagged me a bit

[kendall @deadassdiva]

@nnmnmrrs 🫢🫢

[kendall @deadassdiva]

@thatguyuptown hopefully soon 🥺

[kendall @deadassdiva]

@ShamusJon okay but you too sir 🥵

[kendall @deadassdiva]

@jstn_mchl only if yours goes in my mouth too

[kendall @deadassdiva]

this is literally all i can remember from the chromatica ball. truly iconic

[Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi]

For science, counted how many times Lady Gaga says some variation of ‘put your hands up’ in the Chromatica Ball film:

*45 times total
*Averages once every 2.5 minutes
*Says it 5 times in under 6 seconds during ‘LoveGame’
*Ends film with hand up

https://t.co/a07B5u6n06

[kendall @deadassdiva]

omg this is the best gift ive ever gotten from a student 🥹

[kendall @deadassdiva]

he’s not wrong but still it’s out of pocket

[kendall @deadassdiva]

checking my email as a teacher never fails to surprise me

[kendall @deadassdiva]

my 17 year old students can’t stop talking about chappel roan, honestly so proud of them 😳

[kendall @deadassdiva]

@LimeDanny okay come through with the insider info 👏🏼 haha this is super helpful, thank you!

[kendall @deadassdiva]

whoever invented the idea of cover letters, your days are numbered