Dead Baby Joke

A twitter account dedicated to the best type of joke there is.

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

What is the difference between a dead baby and a candy bar? About 500 calories.

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

@GreenNuke224 Aww shucks. *shuffles feet bashfully*

[Debjanee Chakrabarti @TrooperDanny]

@deadbabyjoke
Who is the friendliest dead baby?
Casper.

[Justin @JustinNiceGuy]

@deadbabyjoke longer than most babies... Damn there is joke some place here I know it.

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

I’ve been around that long? Wow.

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

@boooookus @alex_f780 Eh, lines are meant to be crossed.

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

What's worse than driving over a baby?

Skidding.

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

@JustinNiceGuy That’s my logic. Glad it makes sense to someone other than myself. :)

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

@JustinNiceGuy Yeah, I usually just scroll back down my timeline and pick a joke that I haven’t tweeted in at least three months.

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

@JustinNiceGuy I’m not really dead, just ridiculously busy and I tend to forget about the account every once and a while…

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

@sagaevan I’d never heard that one!

(and I’m totally saving that to post again in November…)

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

@GreenNuke224 Wow, I didn’t realize it’d been so long since I popped out a joke. Whoopsie.

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? You should take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

[COLINZAO @colinzao]

I'm not a sadist, I just think @deadbabyjoke is the funniest person alive! Is that such a problem?

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

@GreenNuke224 I would be a firm, but fair, ruler.

[COLINZAO @colinzao]

Morbid jokes are amazing. @deadbabyjoke should be our World Leader

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

@BabyAborted Hah!

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

@_angiejaquilene Hmm... How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

[Dead Baby Joke @deadbabyjoke]

@TrooperDanny @shivaculture Very rarely does someone send me a dead baby joke that I hadn’t already heard. Well done.