Jeff Machado

My wife ruined my relationship with my son. I don’t pay child support. My wife is a beached whale, she is not hot.
***satire account**

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@Dumpster_Juice_ @jessmachadoshow Yes!! I was fucking floored. If that were me and my sister blasted it, my sister would be dead to me

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

Imagine your sister has the scare of the Big C and you’re on your YOUTUBE channel crying about people calling you fat?? @jessmachadoshow if you’re not a narcissist then I don’t know what is… SHAME ON YOU!!! If I were TiTi I’d never speak to you again after telling the world…

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@jessmachadoshow didn’t you say you have a link for the hate shame?? Also, the hate isn’t suffocating you. The 300 lbs of adipose tissue is.

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

The top 3 and 4 are besties with my wife now… TBDS???? I think so. @jessmachadoshow … and she just faked burning the apple crisp. We ate the entire thing in 13 min.

[Megan Fox @MeganFoxWriter]

As Machado melts down and cries about being a victim of public rebuke, let's revisit why we are here. JM has been using her YouTube channel to attack others from the very beginning culminating in doxing, false allegations of sexual predation, and insinuating another creator's husband is a murderer. This behavior is toxic and wrong. No brakes. Accountability.

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@penny978358244 @realjustsully It’s odd that you’re calling anyone a moron when you don’t know you’re from your… and it’s in AND of itself… there are more grammatical issues but I won’t keep going… MORON!

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

This is my wife @jessmachadoshow. We also call her Porky!!!

[Loren Katie @LorenKatie]

I’m sorry what exactly is she mad about? 🤔

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

This is J7 @themessiestjes after baker got the jump scare and bounced!

[HP’s DirtyWater 👊🏼👌🏼💋👑🐝 @Boston_Jess_DWD]

Remember when you said this over BB and because RATHOUSE knew you caused so much harm to others? And you’re out here wishing bad on others.

[LadyK @TropicalChicTx]

@jessmachadoshow @YouTube For DIALING under the influence??? 🫨

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@jrock9781 @altmanjen55 It’s too much fun tho.

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

The biggest bully on the internet @altmanjen55 is saying enough is enough??? LMAO!

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

BREAKING NEWS - Jim Altman, who Big Mooch attempted to get an order on 4 months ago because she said said she was in fear of Jim due to receiving $1 Venmos, is organizing a "massive letter writing campaign to YouTube" to demand that content creators not be allowed to post AI pictures that accurately depict Big Mooch's body figure. They are looking to find "the lawyers at YouTube" (YouTube is owned by Google) so they can write letters to them demanding the end to this bullying. We will be providing updates about the effectiveness of their letter writing campaign as they become available.

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@jrock9781 @altmanjen55 Not for me. Just for thee!

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@jrock9781 I take after my wife.

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

No thank you.

[Beez @BabyMayMay157]

@deadbeatdad82_ @jessmachadoshow Stop being a bully

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@mduplin34 @Lawferiooo She will tell the world soon enough… she won’t be able to hold it in!

[Laughslast @LaughsDenn53215]

@insecuritytaked The speed at which machado “recovered” from sobbing wanting to jump off a bridge to laughing and mocking others was astounding. 10/10 performance this morning.

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@BabyMayMay157 @insecuritytaked Does Jess care when she hurts people? No, she doesn’t. So, why should anyone care about her feelings? Plus, Jess has said countless times she loves when people come at her about her weight because she has Greg in her life to numb her to the reticule. She LIVES for this. Her words

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@gasparini64 @jessmachadoshow 32 g of protein and 810 calories tells you right there it’s no fucking good for you. It’s loaded with carbs and fat!

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@jessmachadoshow goes to the gym 3 days in a row and walks for 30 min on a treadmill, and she thinks she’s an avid gym goer?Lmao!Bitch, lose 100lbs and then talk about it! And when you’re doing a proper workout you can’t talk. so if you’re streaming during, you’re not working out

[Mosttalkative @Lefty0420]

@BabyMayMay157 @deadbeatdad82_ @jessmachadoshow https://t.co/7QtdwpX0r2

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@NyraGotTheJuice @DirkDiamonds123 @Andieldufrense Oh no wonder, he has me blocked

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@JoelleFantini @jessmachadoshow Any thing for $$$$ and attention

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

@BabyMayMay157 @jessmachadoshow No thank you.

[Jeff Machado @deadbeatdad82_]

Porky @jessmachadoshow. Stop being fat if you don’t want to be shamed. Did you find any clothes at Old Navy that actually fit you and aren’t 3 sizes to small? You’re not a large, you’re a 3XL

[Aidan Kearney @DoctorTurtleboy]

We’re not allowed to make fun of fat people on YouTube, especially when said fat people spend all day being judgmental and saying horrible things about others. Pro tip - you can’t be fat shamed if you just stop being fat.