Deadbeat Donnie

Day after I made the @NYTimes as an entrepreneurial success, I left the rat race to get back in touch with my inner child. This is all his idea.

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

@Robert_k__ swing and a miss.

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

POLL: Greatest living Heaven Metal singer is...?
Rob @judaspriest, @RobertPlant, Bruce @ironMaiden, or @BlackSabbath-era @OzzyOsbourne

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

Mmm, tasty! Wait, there's a chest hair in mine. https://t.co/4xGAL5NKox

[Paul Stanley @PaulStanleyLive]

Made KILLER Chicken Marsala! Easy! Don't be afraid to try to do ANYTHING! You'll surprise yourself. No fear, doubt or regrets! Onward!

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

@nytimes Hell is tolerable compared to Dowagiac.

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

@feministabulous spot on, except for that part about having friends.

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

I can't properly mourn those we lost in 2016 until a) I finally get over @foxyshazam breaking up 2 yrs ago, or b) they get back together.

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

So Don Lemon has a couple wine coolers on NYE + makes ass out of himself, it's called being a teenager. #StuffMillennialsThinkIsNews

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

@Margie1820 George Soros is Jewish (family changed name from Schwartz to avoid detection by Nazis).

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

Firing up the @AmericanDJ Stinger Star + @ChauvetDJ fog machine in the spare bath/studio minutes before midnight! https://t.co/ICBELWbQEK

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

Thinking of all the people I like more than their music: Frank Zappa, Tom Waits, Lou Reed, Samantha Fox...

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

Darn my luck, coming in near the end of the Square Pegs mini-binge on the @decadesnetwork yesterday. Sarah Jessica Parker at her geeky best.

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

Deadbeat Donnie demonstrates the ONE feature of the @Roland_US MX-1 that pays for itself! https://t.co/O8b0WtERed

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

Just now outside @trumpTower?

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

I've got no horse in this race, but even a 5 yr old can see Kanye has spent enough time with the Kardashians. #runKanyerun

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

Does anybody else's stoned self have their act more together than the sober you? Asking for a friend. #StayStoned

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

Do NOT get stoned and watch "The Parallax View". It will marsh your hello. #WhatMeParanoid

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

One of these days I'm actually going to listen to a Blow Monkeys album.

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

Thankfully, I've never HAD to be a waitress to make ends meet. I do know a thing or 20 about "tipping" tho!
https://t.co/vxKPvV2E4a

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

Man, I wish I was one of those guys who looked hot (or cool) in a stocking cap. https://t.co/M7qvmQfHIK

[Deadbeat Donnie @deadbeatdonnie]

As for @SteveMartinToGo comments about Carrie Fisher, cut the man sum f'ing slack...140 characters can be a bitch sometimes, u jaggoffs! 2/2