green haired demon

I literally am physically incapable of evil

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

Imagine getting mad at me for not being vegan but you claim to be pegan AND atheist ?!?!
How tf that work

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

I’m so good at scare acting yall.
I rlly wish I could do this year round

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

That is NOT my husband.

Damn that angelic whore,
I hope u love ur gf more than flirting with ur seasonal employees 💀

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

I hate that as a scare actor I get sexually harassed by preteens and their parents are always smiles about it
This lil mf asked if he could take me home so I quietly crouched to his level and the screamed “YOUR A MINOR ”

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

YO DADDY LOVEEEE MEEEE

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

I love my dispensary, so many dilfs and I’m treated like a queen the whole time I’m in there
For example 4 separate men got flirty with me (did so respectfully ofc they know me and I’m a regular I love these guys lol) this trip alone I LOVE IT HERE TALK ABT A CONFIDENCE BOOST

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

@weezerh8ter Omg actually?!?! I’m so excited for next month

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

I hope when I’m driving I crash my car and my leg on the dash causes my pussy to Blow through my brain

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

DONT hear me out
I was in psychosis

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

Who can fall in love over the span of 6 days?
Me apparently… me… listen just hear me out on this…..

[tall slut no panties @weezerh8ter]

ik whenever my bsf is fw that evil man because our clits are intertwined

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

I’m actually very romantic. I just need you to be consistent long enough for my nervous system to stop treating you like a potential threat 😭

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

Starting my period and bleeding w the full moon.
I’m magical as fuck
LIKE I SAID pls don’t fw me

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

Broke my 14 month celibacy .. OVER A YEAR BTW .
For what? for war to resume in the back of my mind in strange ways I definitely did not expect

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

High-end mediocre dick
Does strange things to a bitch
Bcs wdym I didn’t get my nut but I wanna spin back outta spite on some redemption arc shit.

Anyways this thing on?🎤

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

I don’t want a boyfriend,
The sun just went away.
I’m not lonely,
It’s just raining.
I’m not touch deprived,
It’s just cold.
I don’t crave romance,
It’s just fall.

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

@weezerh8ter I thought you said what we had was special … how dare you

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

Hit block on a man once this week
Now it’s fuck everybody 

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

It finally feels like fall in the air and I’m in heaven…
✨But that also means my joints are in hell ✨

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

This dude casually said completely unprompted
“ Well I alr know you have a free use kink “
I- IM SORRY FUCKING WHAT
😭💀

[green haired demon @deadbitchi]

I frequently try to hit my lighter like a vape.
But I’m also fucking psychic.
Pls don’t fwm