Lex

Shit is real, (and hungry's how I feel)...

[Lex @deadbox3]

Megan thee fox

[Lex @deadbox3]

Dreamt I bought spiders at CVS

[Lex @deadbox3]

Capricorn’s tryna flirt like

[Emoji Mashup Bot+ @EmojiMashupPlus]

base from 🥶 (cold)
eyes from 😑 (straight)
mouth from 😙 (kiss)

[Lex @deadbox3]

I cant recreate an entire habitat on barely enough to afford dignified shelter while giving my most productive labor away

[Lex @deadbox3]

Russian roulette but with mushrooms

Game goes from 2D to 3D

[Lex @deadbox3]

That’s why people hate me. Just give me a weekend and I’ll beat you at your own game

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

MAGAt who stormed the Capitol: “You treat me like a f*cking Black person!”

These racist terrorists fully expected their whiteness to protect them from any consequences for their crimes, including murder.

#NoFlyList #TrumpInsurection #CapitolRiots

[Lex @deadbox3]

@nickwiger Wait you guys are having social interactions without logging on?

[Lex @deadbox3]

Apparently I don’t use things the way I’m expected to and so the system continuously punishes me

[Lex @deadbox3]

They say no pain no gain as if pain tolerance is the only thing you need to succeed

If there is pain there will be gain

[Lex @deadbox3]

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[Lex @deadbox3]

I know there’s a lot of emphasis on speaking up but knowing when to say nothing is truly underrated

[Lex @deadbox3]

How can something you imagined be the only thing you care about

[Lex @deadbox3]

Those who can’t do: promise.

[Lex @deadbox3]

I’m not polite
Cause I’m always fucking tired
And I wasn’t raised right

[Lex @deadbox3]

a narcissist’s allies are called ‘flying monkeys’ because once they fall, the spell is broken and they turn ‘good’ again

[Lex @deadbox3]

Why can’t I turn being good at everything into cold hard cash?

[Lex @deadbox3]

Amateur creative: you’d like it if you loved me
Professional creative: youd love me if you liked it

[Lex @deadbox3]

IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE THIS HARD

[Lex @deadbox3]

Hot take: Dating artist/musicians is hard cause you have to respect both the person and their art and as we know from pop culture that almost never freakin happens