Clay

dead inside but still cute so we live baby

[Clay @deadboygoof]

I opened my eyes and now all I see are the blessings life has given me

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Peak male performance

[Tree @ATree_Official]

Haha fucking dumbass

[𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘶𝘴 🥷🏿 @hoodg3nius]

Nigga tore his HDMI, ARC, CPU and RAM 💔✌️ speedy recovery robonigga

[Bunts @soylennial]

pov your family's jewelry store is getting robbed but they don't know your grandpa was a German engineer in the 1940s

[DILLI'S MEMES 2.0☠️ @DILLIGAF666_]

😁

[Kat @LibitinaK]

in my hole. straight up "galumphing it" and by "it", haha, well. Let's justr say. My weaner

[Henny James @ItsHennyJames]

That beer he drinking must be some pressure 😂

[lala 𐙚 @stargirlzm]

meu namorado passa tanto tempo no banheiro que resolvi dar um amiguinho pra ele não se sentir sozinho

[bb @weenerskizo_b]

the poop doesn’t fall far from the pee

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

don’t invite me to the function unless this is the vibe

[Mao Zyndong☭🇵🇸 @Blackhawk_801]

Imagine being 10 beers deep and pulling out the marxboro reds

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard i got put on every organ transplant waiting list because it fucked all of my body up

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

🚨BREAKING: Spain deploys IRON HAM, the Bacon Squad’s latest weapon to regain control of Ceuta.

[Rat 🎀 @ichewthings]

fat rat stealing grapes 🍇