🕷️cryptic🕸️

deez nuts..............

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[Jane Doe @cannabinoided]

I always hated the "veterans only get 1 day" argument against pride month, like bitch you don't see me walking around everywhere demanding a fаggot discount

[miia @miiagarro]

i have never met a man that hasn't said at least one thing that made me realize that they really are a man

[𐄑^⁃⩊⁃^𐄑 @supersoniqo]

i let my pussy make decisions sometimes, call that clitical thinking

[🕷️cryptic🕸️ @deadbxgs]

@volitity i think so

[🕷️cryptic🕸️ @deadbxgs]

@volitity i did in fact say this

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

this is exactly what hitting a pen feels like

[Rump Dumpler @rumpdumpler]

Just bags of sawdust in their heads

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

"Who got you smiling like that?" The weed, bruh. I'm high as shit

[YADA @YADA_Y4]

"mom" 60x80cm
available

[supermechadeathchrist @quantizedangel]

awesome bit: ask people Is It Good while they’re coughing on bong smoke

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I feel so amazing when I hear the Spring theme in Stardew after toiling through winter and that's when I realized I even get seasonal affective disorder in the game

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

what the hell is my problem

[ese 🍃 @fw_ese]

Sometimes I get high and won't say a word & sometimes I get high and won't shut the fuck up