connoisseur of swag

can bench actual benches/majored in swag/professional millionaire/addicted to gamer grease

[Jack @_kickbxck]

you gon suck whatever i pull out these minion boxers

[maya @mayapo1ogies]

just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

[Hannibal Lecter @LectertheDr]

I Don't Manifest I Just hope really hard And if It doesn't work out I Start harming people

[💭 ellis @pyrrholidon]

trying out healthy coping methods such as drinking and jacking off and killing myself

[NONBINARYFAN @NONBINARYFAN]

(runs into the Emergency room)
what Happened ?????

doctor: Even the Hamburger couldnt Helper

[tori @fakeplasticbone]

*getting tickled* okay bro stop lest the monster comes forth

[connoisseur of swag @deaddavie]

@PwerOverflowing stilts......

[Jawsh @Its_Jawsh]

Collect my pages

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard in front of a revolving door that the force of it sent it spinning at 3000 rpm and the old lady inside it got centrifuged to death

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I don’t care This is not significant to my research

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

IF YOU AIM AN UNLOADED GUN AT A MIRROR AND PULL THE TRIGGER YOU WILL KILL YOUR SOUL AND BECOME WHAT IS KNOWN AS A "PHILOSOPHICAL ZOMBIE"

[The Enforcer @cooper200882]

People who bring their laptops into restaurants fan art

[connoisseur of swag @deaddavie]

@ljune2456 even MORE ivasan!!!!! yippee!!!!

[blanche 🪼@ egghead @bl4nchey]

#lusan 🌊

[VOMIT 💊 CRISIS @dreamalgia]

cis woman who got top surgery

[🏁milky🏁 @milkystar64]

googling liberty bibberty rule 34 and getting bricked so fast it sends my coffee table flying

[connoisseur of swag @deaddavie]

@rorschachisgay when my first grade class was sending out flat stanley my parents wouldn't give me a place to send it so my teacher gave me some random address in missouri and mine was the only one that didn't come back

[connoisseur of swag @deaddavie]

@ramblichito i don't think it was an accident i just think that the one person on the team who is manning the PR doesn't know how to PR