Dea Safirahilda

Trapped in adult form and still believe in unicorn

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

In an attempt to watch movies I’ve never seen before. Not only grey’s anatomy, criminal minds, friends, and repeat...

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

@hanadjumono @hestianydita Wah

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

@kqlxe Pengen tag @hanadjumono @hestianydita

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

Berapa tahun lalu panik karena adek gue tetiba turun buat demo, terus jam 9 malem hp nya mati... Skrng degdegan lagi karena ada ini satu manusia (that I care a lot too) yang tiba-tiba mau ngeliat demo di indonesia itu gimana...

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

Pengen jadi petugas yang jaga panda di china aja deh

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

Lately I’ve seen too many reels with captions “healed so hard I’m weird again” and somehow it poke something in me. I cannot wait to get weird, unhinged, and spontaneous again 🤯

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

@sekarksa KAMU LAGI DI JAKARTA?!

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

Harus berdamai dengan rambut lepek karena gak bisa keramas tiap hari atau warna rambutnya cepet luntur, tp skrng juga mulai luntur 😂

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

@puttrickstar Link min

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

@puttrickstar Bikin dalgona lagi?

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

Penistaan malam ini adalah makan mochi pake sop daging

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Ody Dwicahyo @odydc]

Di lagu potong bebek angsa, kita ga pernah tau jumlah bebek/angsanya krn masaknya pake kuali...

... beda kalo pake kuanti.

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

Sudah lama tidak kepikiran pertanyaan; “So then, what am I to you?”

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

Randomly choose The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016) as a lullaby before bed, only to get so scared and need to play another movie to soothe me to sleep. This was different from the average American horror where they deserved it; this feels more like a "wrong place and time" misfortune

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

In an attempt to watch movies I’ve never seen before. Not only grey’s anatomy, criminal minds, friends, and repeat...

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

In dire need to watch a disaster movie with a predictable ending while still making you jump out of your couch. So... Thrash (2026) delivered that, but only if you shut off your brain before watching. Cuman, bodohnya, saya nonton ini pas BSD lagi hujan badai juga sih...

[Ibrahim Arief @ibamarief]

Rekaman sidang ini nunjukin kalo JPU GAGAL PAHAM!

Tapi kok masih menuntut Ibam 15 tahun + 7,5 tahun penjara?

Itu pun dengan kata2 "PATUT DIDUGA", tanpa bukti konkret, padahal surat tuntutan seharusnya sudah cermat dan berdasar pembuktian.

[Yoel Sumitro @YoelSumitro]

Gw bisa kasih testimoni kalau 2 hal ini benar:

1. Ibam beneran dapat offer dari Facebook UK dengan offer 5.1 milyar per tahun (225.5 pounds)
2. Dan dia tolak itu, ambil offer yang subpar (ga terima saham sama sekali): "demi negara ini".

Ini screenshot chat gw ama Ibam di 2019.

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

Kan ceritanya pindah kantor biar gak bersinggungan sama rezim... Terus kayaknya bulan lalu ada kantor govt yang pindah ke 2 lantai di bawah lantai kantor... Skrng tiap naik lift papasan sama bapak-bapak berbatik terus tantrum sendiri...

[Dea Safirahilda @deaddea]

@gsygpt HEHEHE. IYA SAYA JUGA KANGEN TAPI SKRNG MEMANTAU DARI TIMELINE SAJA KAK 🙏