evan

everyone’s favourite boyfriend 🩵

[evan @deaddisxo]

I have the occasional hit tweet

[evan @deaddisxo]

genuinely question: should I embroider the baby’s name in the blanket when I’m told the name or should I not? I’m leaning towards not doing it but imagine how cute it is to have a blanket that says your name 😭

[evan @deaddisxo]

@vunnen omg my family has one (we collectively named it Tippy)

[evan @deaddisxo]

I LIVE FOR CHAOS

[evan @deaddisxo]

I kinda hope matt and bethany are together just so I can see everyone go absolutely nuts

[evan @deaddisxo]

it’s the photoshopped images of tiny Emilia with big Emilia that scare me

[evan @deaddisxo]

fake feminism at its finest.

[SUNFYRE THE RISEN @val3ntinetexas]

“Jesus is someone’s real god” those someone’s have historically been enemies to women fyi. Anyways, what are you gonna do? Call the police because someone made a joke that involved some guy that died 2000 years ago?

[evan @deaddisxo]

@val3ntinetexas if someone did this towards any other religion, I’d confidently bet my entire savings that you’d be throwing a bitch fit.

[evan @deaddisxo]

Adding Aegon’s face to the most important figure in Christian faith is so rude to literally every Christian.

[𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔞 ✶ inactive @didoleonina]

Carrying a little pic of jesus in my wallet like a good christian girl

[evan @deaddisxo]

@blackfyreninja honestly yes

[evan @deaddisxo]

is oomf having a breakdown on tl

[ANOMALY 🎱 @mister_anomaly]

what

[dan barker @danbarker]

Took a taxi tonight, and the driver absolutely insisted on giving me the journey for free, as it was his last ever job before retirement, and tradition is they don't charge for their first ever and last ever journey.

He began driving in 1965.

Thank you, Mike. Best wishes!

[evan @deaddisxo]

@NoahGrossman214 noah what the fuck

[evan @deaddisxo]

@Jinzolol

[evan @deaddisxo]

@Jinzolol frrr it’s so odd 😭

[evan @deaddisxo]

ppl debating incest on the tl- do y’all have hobbies?????

[valk 🌸 @totos_headset]

this was so gay y'all

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Selena Gomez likes post confirming her soon-to-be billionaire status.

[evan @deaddisxo]

@Jinzolol it’s not even a shipping issue 😭 ppl are full on arguing about asoiaf’s genetics and I’m just like “can y’all just meditate for a second” this is such a weird thing to fight about 😭😭😭