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Merriam-Webster on the streets, Urban Dictionary in the sheets

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As above so below

[Formula 1 @F1]

KIMI ANTONELLI WINS IN MIAMI!! 👏🏆

Against the odds, what a magnificent drive from the @MercedesAMGF1 driver! 🙌

#F1 #MiamiGP

[Rebeca Maccise @rebecamaccise]

Bad Bunny en custom Schiaparelli por Daniel Roseberry #GRAMMYs

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How can I hate the thorns when its part of the rose

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Yo this one does not trigger my avoidance

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So im going on a date after some time tonight , and if the vibe is right, instead of going for a kiss on the lips, ima just throw a hail mary and go for the neck. Then im gna go home, let that stew. 50/50 chance its gna backfire

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Yall bored? Send your ex a text saying “yeah ive been thinking, you’re right about everything” 10/10 experience

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Ill never be able to understand why some people complain about non-essential items being expensive. Bro, if you cant afford it, you’re not the target market

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If your event got people snapping fingers instead of clapping, dont invite me. I dont need the passive aggressive energy

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Take everything personally, at this age, shits intentional

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One of my regrets in life was not making loud monkey noise during a school assembly. See if i can instigate some tomfoolery

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Dont forget that Anck Su Namun betrayed Imhotep in the end. Bro died of heartbreak before he falls in the pit of hell

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Been on a roll of absolute soul crushing grind for these past couple of months w results. The secret is substance abuse

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Started calling my siblings wombmate, i dont think they liked it

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Having Steve Buscemi in The Sopranos as nega Tony is so cool man

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2am saka talk with your mom and her siblings is legit scary. This is not how you found out about your family’s histories. And to add, my grandma just randomly screamed in her sleep, telling someone/something to get out and leave

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The only viable reply if some said you’re the nicest person theyve ever met is “thats sad”

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@adamzainaal Throw thy posterior in a circle

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If our demons cant dance together, I dont want you

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The best week of the year

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Jarvis, activate kms protocol