Dylan

Audio Director, sound designer, punk musician, he/him #BLM

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

The American social contract: you live in fear and danger constantly, but you get to have as much soda as you want.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

when i accidentally close my 45 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.

[Dylan @DeadGuyDylan]

@pemilo123 Stun lock trying to figure out which one of the non urgent urgent things I have to do is the most important or fastest or easiest and then not doing any of them because of anxiety so anxiety about them get worse and they become more urgent!!!!!

[Dylan @DeadGuyDylan]

@kaavyya Fighting insane amounts of depression mostly
Oh and quitting weed

[Liz!!! @HazelLk6w6]

whats it called when you don't care about your gender but your not non binary

[Soul_whispering_healer @soulwhisperingh]

Do not let people gaslight you into thinking that duality does not exist. You can be grateful and annoyed. You can want more and be grateful for what you have. You can be angry and frustrated and still be grateful. A lot of religious and spiritual gaslighting out here.

[beep @beepbat]

Do you fuck with my sparkle on some real shit slime

[Dylan @DeadGuyDylan]

@DelisMcKenzie @weltszzn God fucking bars

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

baseball is an outdated pick for America’s “national pastime” tbh. if we were honest it would be “jacking off” instead

[Dylan @DeadGuyDylan]

@youarealrdydead Ow

[Dylan @DeadGuyDylan]

@thelifeoftoad @weirdlilguys What does it mean when my cat gets a boner while doing this :(

[Dylan @DeadGuyDylan]

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[🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 @PonsukeTheSilly]

telling googles ai that im eating and drinking increasing amounts of salami and monster energy until it starts shouting at me to get help

[Dylan @DeadGuyDylan]

My buddy just said he had $300 on Tom steyer winning

[kate 🥅 @pwhlsapphics]

my new “at least i’m not doing coke” is “at least i’m not into sports betting”

[Dylan @DeadGuyDylan]

No deck building elements?!? I think people are doing it wrong then

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

How can you enjoy sex it has no deckbuilding or roguelike gameplay elements to make each run unique

[Dylan @DeadGuyDylan]

@m3owhaus @NiderQueen I went there on a date once it was horrifying

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

if the Backrooms were real Mr. Beast would’ve already found a way to torture people in there for children’s entertainment

[Dylan @DeadGuyDylan]

God damn how does he keep bodying people so hard