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Keeping it real with our middle aged contestants, move over love island it's get real island! Follow the blog

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After a heavy night drinking the islanders wake up to glorious sunshine glimmering through the villa windows.
Paula:“Jesus, my back’s killing me, can someone lift me up from the bed this bleedin arthritis is killing me! follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCgnN #comedy #fun

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The bombshell is on his way! Keeping it real #getrealisland follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCgnN #follow #RETWEEETMEPLEASE midlifers can find love too! #comedy #fun #comedycentral

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Geraldine: “ So ladies, the next guy into the villa is ….. Brian. It was supposed to be Dave, but he hasn’t finished at the all you can eat buffet, but he’s on his last piece of cheesecake so he’ll be here soon”. follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCgnN

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Geraldine asks the girls to take their place by the pool, her face is melting in the heat, her fake eyelashes are stuck to her face and her red lipstick is smudged across her face. Geraldine: “it’s time to meet the boys… welcome Mark! follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCOdl

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Julie: “I’ve gotta text” as she lifts her leg and lets out a fart. Tracy: “What does it say hun?” Julie: “I don’t bloody know I can’t see it, has anyone got any bi-focals?” follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCgnN

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Dave: “Mate, I’m bloody stuck, I can’t get out of this thing”
Mark: “Mate, whilst you’re sat down can you whack some of that hair removal cream on my back and you may as well do my chest whilst you’re at it - follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCgnN

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#getrealisland The girls are sat by the pool cocktails in hand as they wait for the boys to enter the villa. Paula: “Babe …can you bring those fans over I’m bloody sweating my arse off over here, bloody menopause I feel like I’m on fire!” follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCOdl

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Fed up of those beautiful people on Love Island? Perfect bodies, six packs, glowing tans and dazzling white teeth? Come on let's get real! Join us daily to hear about our middle aged contestants who are keeping it real in their pursuit to find love https://t.co/yKF0nbCOdl

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#snow forget snow its hot and steamy in #getrealisland Dave's just started on the all you can eat buffet before he couples up https://t.co/yKF0nbCOdl follow the blog! It'll warm you up on a snowy day

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@MauraHiggins The best contestant ever - we think she'd be a great host keeping it real https://t.co/yKF0nbCgnN

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@MirrorTV Forget bombshell Dave's still at the all you can eat buffet before he couples up. #getrealisland follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCOdl #oldies #keepitreal

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#DancingOnIce Forget it! Keep it real with #getrealisland follow the blog at https://t.co/yKF0nbCOdl #love #oldies #real #follow

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@LoveIsland Mark will give it 0% but John might put in about 75% keeping it real #getrealisland follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCgnN

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@LoveIsland Never mind Bombshell meet Shell and Mandy, keeping it real and appearing soon #getrealisland follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCgnN

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@KathyBurke Fed up of Love island - Let's get some mid-lifers and keep it real #getrealisland follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCgnN #comedy #oldies #real

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John swears by 2 #weetabix to get him up in the morning - keeping it real #getrealisland follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCOdl

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#kissagingerday every day's a kissingday at #getrealisland follow their antics https://t.co/yKF0nbCgnN

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@romankemp Doesn't look broken unlike some of our mid-lifers on #getrealisland it's gonna break them - follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCgnN

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#Spare me the detail! Check out the boys keeping it real #getrealisland follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCOdl

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Meet Mark & John keeping it real #getrealisland follow the blog https://t.co/yKF0nbCgnN #love #comedy #fun #follow #oldies