deadjoker

Some people just want to watch the world burn

[mac @MacDoesIt]

Stop using AI and just make bad fucking art. Please.

[deadjoker @deadjokerETH]

@amitisinvesting @hilbertspaess For sure

[Jacob Coxon @hilbertspaess]

I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.

[Bitkoning @bitkoning]

Smart LP went live today on Robinhood Chain.

The builder behind it (Simple Farmer, the same team as STONKBROKERS and the upcoming STORMM) says it will change how stock tokens work on this chain. Big claim. So we read the whole thing, listened to his 40 minute breakdown, and wrote it out for people who understand nothing about DeFi yet.

What this thread covers:

- What a stock token is and what a liquidity pool is (from zero)

- Where the yield actually comes from (spoiler: other people's meme stock gambling)

- The three strategies, explained with objects you already know

- Impermanent loss, finally explained in a way that makes sense

- How to get started, step by step, and how much you need to experiment

- The risks nobody puts in the launch tweet

One image per post. Read it once and you will understand more about liquidity than most people trading on this chain.

Strap in.

[deadjoker @deadjokerETH]

@ClutchMarkets Clock in 💼

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

In the year 2026, we can choose to spend our time on social media competing for attention and trying to win a game of liquidity musical chairs.

Or we can build the future of finance in a sustainable way, built on peer-to-peer interactions that bring equal investment opportunity to every human being on Earth in a permissionless manner.

The internet will forever store the information and interactions we’ve had. What we built and shared. What we shilled and pushed.

How will you be remembered?

I choose to be a technologist.

I choose to be a pioneer.

No matter the cost.

[deadjoker @deadjokerETH]

@CacoRocha_eth @CashmereLabs Nice pickup 👌 👑

[Hunter Weiss @Hunter_Weiss]

Adam Aron has been CEO since January 4, 2016

He has made $152M+

The stock is down 99%

The only person winning is Adam. Shareholders are NUKED

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

Over the past 24 hours the StonkBrokers ecosystem has created over 20 million dollars in decentralized trading volume on Robinhood Chain.

Our goal with our special projects ecosystem is to become a decentralized on chain Y Combinator and assist great stockfi and DeFi technologies in scaling.

That starts with good tokenomics.

[deadjoker @deadjokerETH]

@kl0ckd @CashmereLabs Gold horns and laser eyes is a nice combo 🔥

[deadjoker @deadjokerETH]

@ClutchMarkets @AdamWeitsman @vladtenev you pulling up?

[deadjoker @deadjokerETH]

@lifeonmars330 👀

[deadjoker @deadjokerETH]

@OxSimpleFarmer @RobinhoodCrypto Chess not checkers

[SimpleFarmer @OxSimpleFarmer]

Very interesting, and especially degenerate, meta is forming on Robinhood Chain, where users are attempting to force short squeezes on RWA stocks via their respective stock tokens, specifically targeting micro caps. Naturally, as a serious DeFi professional, I think this is potentially awesome (even though long term I think we can do much better things with stock tokens).

I have decided to help enable this. That is why I am officially adding all 196 stock tokens on Robinhood Chain to the StonkBrokers token launchpad as base pairs. However, many of these tokens do not currently have the on-chain liquidity depth to support launches executed with them as their base pair. That opens the door for users to be destroyed by slippage and rugged by malicious actors who add thin liquidity to each pair.

That is why these new pairs will only be illuminated on the launchpad when someone LPs and locks an ample amount of that respective stock token in the Safety Deposit Box liquidity lockers. After any of the 196 stock tokens, including the 5 smallest micro caps on Robinhood Chain ($ELF, $PENG, $RCAT, $GLXY, and Webull), have sufficient LP locked, they will automatically illuminate as potential base pairs for new launches.

This represents an excellent opportunity for someone to safely monetize via swap fees by LPing and engaging in decentralized market making for these assets.

That being said I have personally LPed enough to un-gate of the WeBull Stock Token and this pair as well as the $GLD pair is officially open. As more gain LP on Robinhood Chain more pairs are unlocked for launches

https://t.co/SuKkVumxXa

You can also now automatically airdrop a % of supply to Stonkbrokers, BAYC, Pudgies or Crypto Punks with any token deployed from our launcher

Trenches in control.

[𝞔𝙭𝙚𝙘𝞾𝙩𝙞𝞶𝙚𝙖𝙥𝙚 𝞐𝙥𝙚 🐸 - 🦍 @Executiveape1]

Over 2m has been distributed to holders for marketing rewards since @realstonkbroker came to life & 570m $stonkbroker burned already!

I dont see @OxSimpleFarmer stopping anytime soon so this is your fair warning we still have higher to go much higher!

You been warned.

[deadjoker @deadjokerETH]

@vladtenev This would be a great pfp for you friend

[deadjoker @deadjokerETH]

@KookCapitalLLC Ready

[Uniswap @Uniswap]

@ClutchMarkets @OxSimpleFarmer keeps shipping

Thanks for building on Uniswap 🦄

[deadjoker @deadjokerETH]

@youxephhh @MINHxDYNASTY Printing $ is my profession

[Matthew, MBA @bit_finance_]

$15B+ options contracts traded in the US last year.
What does just 0.1% of that market capture look like for @ClutchMarkets and STORMM?

👉15.3M option contracts/year.
👉At just $100 of average premium per contract that would equate to ~$1.5 BILLION in annual option premiums.🤑🤑🤑

STORMM lets the LPs underwriting those options collect the premiums + swap fees + stock-token yield.

Onchain finance doesn't need to replace Wall Street.
A rounding error is enormous for @realstonkbroker