Open Letters

Open letters to whoever has it coming.

[Open Letters @deadlettroffice]

Hey @McDonalds I really need to know when the holiday pie is coming back?! I’ve been dreaming about it all year. No lie.

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@JenKirkman I started a Facebook page that is devoted to this side of me—the angriest side—which is honestly the real me. I went through my friends list to invite my friends to like my page. Almost 1,000 friends and I invited 4. I’m so sure nobody else is this angry. Or that I’ll scare them.

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@AndyRichter Bronchodilator 🤣🤣🤣

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I truly think #911 should be a national day of remembrance. Why is it not?

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@mindykaling 👍

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@studiesincrap Word.

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UGH!! I hate my brain! I’ve had the Madonna Dick Tracy soundtrack song “Hanky Panky” stuck in my head for a week! Fucking shoot me! #mentalillness #earworm #depression #anxiety #hankyfuckingpanky

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I wish I never would have had children. Continuing this genetic line was cruel. I’m sorry kids. I’m so sorry. #truth #depression #mentalillness

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Having an anonymous Twitter account with no followers is the most freeing thing I’ve ever done. I highly recommend it. #honesty #depression #tellthetruth #nobodyslisteninganyway

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#parforthecourse

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I come from the land of hedge trees that pioneers would weave together into barriers to mark land, be a fence, be relief against the harsh wind. The same trees that were once a staple in the diet of the mammoth. Now it’s chain link & McDonalds. #midwest #timemakesfoolsofusall

[Open Letters @deadlettroffice]

I’m starting with a detox colon cleanse. Planning to live on the lemonade diet, nutrition bars, coffee & water. Seriously considering taking up smoking again. Also Yohimbe and Glucomannan supplements. It not being healthy or sustainable is a moot point. #theplan #suicide #fat

[Open Letters @deadlettroffice]

So today I wake up feeling hungry as one does. But honestly I want to kill myself. But the shame of anyone having to see & move my fat dead body keeps me alive. When I’m thin I’ll have earned sweet death. Day one. #goals #depression #fat #suicide #theplan

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Being fat in America is being bombarded with messages about how worthless you are. So much more powerful than the body love movement. I have lived with it all my life and am at a point that I can’t take it anymore. #fat #worthless

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All I want is to dress like Mrs. Roper. Why will no one accommodate me? #fashion #cantbuyitanywhere #mrsroper #threescompany

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@mariabamfoo I have binge-watched you all day and really need to say thank you for making me laugh til I cried. You were a light in the dark. I’m probably going to do it again tomorrow.

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@ladygaga Your music is therapy for me. I wish I could say it cures me. I hope I can hold on long enough to see your movie. Please don’t ever let the bastards grind you down.

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@rickygervais Thank you for making me laugh when all I want to do is cry. You are a rock in a world with so few dependable people. And thank you for all you do for the animals.

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@garyvee Advice for a hustler who hasn’t been profitable yet after 3 years? Because we are in so much debt & I am so overwhelmed I really just want to jump off a bridge. But going back to a real job is soul suicide. Is it even possible to be a success if u are this sensitive?