David Bond

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

Docked - First DLC: Deep Waters:
https://t.co/JaCPc3FOfV

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@KTHopkins @BBCBreaking The Belfast stabbing is sickening, horrific and should be a line in the sand, just like Lee Rigby's murder should have been. As for the Somalian referee–the loopy Canadians have already invited him in–It's not like Somalians have ever been found to be dishonest or corrupt is it?

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@Keir_Starmer But what are you going to do about these completely deranged and incompatible people that your policies have allowed into our towns?

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@Ravious101 It's a shame no one bought him a personality.

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@joeroganhq Said the actor whose best role was playing the world's greatest vigilante.

Notes to self: MUST try and separate the artist from the art, or I won't be able to watch many movies anymore. (No great loss at this point.)

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@rj_abel Is Ed planning to become Edwina? It's the only logical conclusion to take.

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@utdlunar Awful, Arsenal-biased commentator.

[Chris Philp MP @CPhilpOfficial]

Apparently this video isn’t enough evidence to convict the guy in blue for assaulting all three police officers

Yet Lucy Connolly got two years in prison for an off colour tweet - prosecutions Keir Starmer encouraged

Labour’s two tier justice system has to end

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@WolfgangRichtEU @Jenny_1884 Dear Richter,

It should therefore be ok if I carry my ceremonial baseball bat or 5-Iron with me at all times then, y'know, in case I decide that someone is being racist while running away from me?

Love,

David

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@femalexcho @leshaami And did the woman fall on the man's penis repeatedly by accident?

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@Kamran717 @TRobinsonNewEra You're the moron if you don't understand that peaceful Muslims that want to integrate into British society are welcome. The others, seemingly the majority of them, do not, and are not.

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@Beno10_MFC 963

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@YoungBobRB That noisy, brainwashed, blonde, caft dunt would still support illegal immigration if assaulted and raped by illegals. You can't debate stupid people.

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@mt15129 @TRobinsonNewEra @metpoliceuk @Keir_Starmer You alright missus? Off your meds?

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@TRobinsonNewEra @metpoliceuk @Keir_Starmer Stay safe Tommy, stay safe everyone.

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@fights_fanatic I think this could inspire a new verse for "The Wheels on the Bus".

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@Keir_Starmer Here's a top tip: Cheer the entire country and even your own dismal, doomed party up by resigning you tw@.

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@JohnCleese Politician=Crook. Didn't you know this already you old fart?

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@alvinfoo It's a great speech that tells the truth. My problem is that as a confirmed Democrat, Jeff Daniels doesn't believe it, and wouldn't change a thing.

[David Bond @DeadlyDiddly]

@memeticsisyphus Africa also invented the Vuvuzela and Aids.