Jazen Vane

Former SAS operative turned mercenary with a dark past seeking fortune and glory
#Parody #FakeRP

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

One shot can change history
Veteran Mercenary and scoundrel
Seeking RP/SLs
Crossover friendly
Ships on heavy chem
RTs to help this merc out

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

Happy hump day all

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

@sultryblade__ List. Right

1 blow everything up

2 say something cool before said blowing stuff up

3 sass as many with my smartass behaviour

4 see what trouble my silver tongue can unleash

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

@JulietEdits Aye but i make it sound amusing though right?

~smirks with no shame~

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

@JulietEdits The makings of a Victoria sponge you now make

*grins amused offering a hand*

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

Stealthily observes his TL

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

❓ would u apologize just to keep the peace?
💬 Two problems there

1i am an angel i can do no wrong

2 my tongue gets me into and out of trouble easy #tellonym https://t.co/B3Qj6Pv2BD

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

❓ Singer lip syncing at a concert.. u leaving??
💬 And miss out on the drinks at the bar

Wait there is a bar right? #tellonym https://t.co/FRoaj7ZEzA

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

@JulietEdits *feigned gasp hand on his chest*

Holy gunpowder pie

Me lie.

Never

~sly snigger of amusement~

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

@JulietEdits Well

*tastes a lump of jam*

Knew i tasted good but damn

Hah ill take that as a pyrrhic victory
Where i can

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

❓ Notifications on or off
💬 On except on stealth missions #tellonym https://t.co/Dl6SUBFYb6

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

Lesson two

Never loan him your car

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

Never give him access to dynamite if you know whats good for you

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

@JulietEdits The dragon

Now thats a codename i can get behind

From ash and fire swooping in to create utter chaos

I like it gracious and magical Sorceress

~does a gracious bow~

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

@JulietEdits Aye …….. a whole cauldron of grog

Like arrrrrrr avast!!!!

Kind of grog?

(Thinks deeply with a grin)

Fire and brimstone i got you covered

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

❓ ur profile is top tier
💬 Its true i am a rare find

*dramatic hair flip* #tellonym https://t.co/oTsEbMMBio

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

❓ what one word that describe ur love life
💬 Fireball #tellonym https://t.co/A75LvnsOfF

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

@JulietEdits *covered in cake custard and jam he sighed*

Hmmmm that did not go as planned i thought i would plan a surprise for you because you love it

But um you seem to have avoided the shower and i have copped the lot

*clears throat awkwardly*

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

Did you know if you wave a lit torch around you can write your name if your quick enough

[Jazen Vane @deadlyshot84]

@JulietEdits *jumps accidentally flinging a grenade into a vat of cake sponge*

God!!!!!

Hah nice one

Hmmmmm why am i holding a pin?

*cue a shower of fresh sponge in a wide area*

Oh dear