Deadpool.

By popular demand. — #𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗩𝗘𝗟

[Deadpool. @deadlytights]

“ Some sort of quote that would really get across the theme and tone of this account. Also watch out there’s a 𝙁𝙊𝙉𝙏! “

Wade Wilson. ╳ Deadpool.

*independent portrayal.

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“I too love dinner with the family.”

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“ Pee pee head. “

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But he’s busy making dinner and cleaning his blood stained costume. Muah. https://t.co/lUb4usRh0o

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“ Man for someone you guys dislike you sure do love bringing me up for hot takes. “

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That’s a lie the doors are locked. :/

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Wink.

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Swing and a miss.

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@PerpetuaBella Wilson swings with his right arm. The blade swishes over the two outer men, but the singular feller in the middle isn’t as lucky. As cranium detaches from neck, and rolls to the ground.

“ The third guy ducked. “

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𝖭𝖤𝖶 𝖸𝖮𝖱𝖪* - - @PerpetuaBella

*somewhere in New York, not exactly Times Square, but somewhere populated y’know? Some real Sex and The City type beat.

𝙆𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃! - - Wade’s body slammed into the vehicles parked outside of the unnamed dive bar. ⇁

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@PerpetuaBella 𝘿𝙀𝘼𝘿𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙇 and 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙎𝙃𝙀𝙍.

Wade’s foot lands on the middle of the poker table, kicking cards and laundered money in every direction. “ Hey boys, two guys walked into a bar. “ Three of them aim their weapons towards, but as quickly as they raise them, ⇁

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Throws a paper ball at @VeiIOfShadow, its crumpled but still readable.

ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ?
𝗬𝗘𝗦 or 𝗡𝖮

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He’ll take that as truth.

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@VeiIOfShadow “ Perfect. “ Wade rotates his shoulder with an audible 𝘾𝙍𝘼𝘾𝙆, then stretches legs ands arms that sound like rubber loosening.

“ Just - - y’know, stay close, spy this b%#^! up; and we both get to go home happy. Easy peasy. “

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Hours later. / @VeiIOfShadow

𝙻𝙾𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽: Now why would I tell you that.

Wade was in position, he had traded his regular tights of crimson red and deepened black for a tactical and ominous grey. ⇁

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Disney+ just picked us up! :)

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What’s that? You’ve been missing some Deadpool on your timeline? No worries, The Deadpool Show will resume later tonight.

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“ Heard somewhere that Sundays were for seductive post that make some people hot for digital drawings.

Well, 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 I am. “

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Lets look at the to do list, shall we?

⊗ Make sure Widow doesn’t find out the underlying theme of our mission.

⊗ Finish contract in Japan.

⊗ Get marching t-shirts with Frank Castle.

⊗ Laundry.

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Back, removing both from their casings, and swinging them in a warm up like movement.

“ Alright then, asshats. Looks like it’s your turn to get your sh%# rocked. “

@PerpetuaBella

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In the car he hit.

“ You ask one biker why he put a Wilson Fisk and you’re thrown through a window by six dudes. Improper gang bang, if you ask me. “ Wade dusted himself off, glass falling to the ground with a trickling echo.

He reached to the two swords behind his ⇁