lazerwolf

bio-mechanical cyborg from the year 762551675528836618876553 B.C.

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The bucket hat is the gen z fedora

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@phellvis @readyforpayne Repost it for the love of god

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six months in LA has taught me you are never more than 50 yards from a palm tree or someone wearing black and white vans old skools

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@readyforpayne Option 3: panic attack

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Did Enya know she was writing a banger when she wrote Orinoco Flow? Or was it a throwaway song that blew up? Only the shores of Tripoli can tell...

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@marbsolomkon been saying the same thing for a year. hate it.

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@danodayis “good to go”

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1994 smash hit comedy The Mask is actually about developing a coke habit

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you: beats by dre are dope

me:

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@curlupcurlup @giraffage can i get in on this missing

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@brendanjfletch WHATS THE NAME OF THE METAL BAND YOU WERE IN?

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@Uber_PDX are you currently operating in Portland? Coming 2 visit tomorrow til wknd from bay area.

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@DiHard11 @nerdist go for it!

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@nerdist You killed it tonight! I'm the dude on your left, my lady is on your right. Ty4pic! #FuncomfortableTour

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@zacminor Hey man if you still have those extra tickets, I'm interested!

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@arkitruck any plans for future endeavors? Some of the best food my friends and I have ever had!

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@arkitruck are you coming back anytime soon or are you done for good? Craving chicken and donuts

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I just remembered Steve Irwin is dead and I got about 1% sad

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@clammyclams u gonna come to SF in the foreseeable future?

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@curlupcurlup Island is best card