Datealos

[Datealos @deadmanwaulking]

@mariana057 @ChadLindberg @HeatherThomasAF When one of your dogs is a cat and one of your cats is a dog.

[Fluke Skywalker- Not M Hamill @1Flukeskywalker]

@mariana057 Lol. Because I love you sense of humor, I want to share this with you. 🙂👍

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Boobs without nipples are pointless…

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I don’t care if Jack Smith’s sister-in-law’s cousin’s ex-boyfriend’s Aunt Susie’s palm reader was Barack Obama’s best friend’s mom, it has nothing to do with the fact that there is still such a thing as Justice & there are still people who adhere to the principles of it.
The end.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

@MarkHamill

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

Hey Proud Boys, stand back and stand by because you're next.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

How many of the President's cars have to spontaneously burst into flames before it's not a coincidence but attempted assassination?

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

BREAKING: Oath Keeper Founder Stewart Rhodes GUILTY of SEDITIOUS CONSPIRACY…

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Who wouldn’t want to hang out with the Blues Brothers and Darth Vader’s daughter?

[mariana Z @mariana057]

A Spanish magician said he will
disappear on the count of 3.

He says:

"Uno, Dos...

" Poof.

He disappeared without a tres.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

PSSSSST. 11th Circuit. Y'all got any more of those Lack of Equitable Jurisdiction Rulings against Judge Cannon?

[Datealos @deadmanwaulking]

@MayoIsSpicyy As an editor...

That sentence still works if stop at the word face. JS

[Inky Johnson @inkyjohnson]

This is the day that the Lord has made, so let us rejoice and be glad in it.

[Datealos @deadmanwaulking]

@Wander_Lust324 Wait. Where did you find one for 30?

[Datealos @deadmanwaulking]

@UserID_is_Taken @BeccaRocks7399 @CarisAdel Why, I even tried pouring water on the motor. Can't believe I actually may have to drive a wooden stake through it and throw it on the porch for some sun risers.

[Datealos @deadmanwaulking]

Just Saying...

[mariana Z @mariana057]

@natsechobbyist if the guy you worship has dinner with nazis and antisemites and you’re a Jew, you might be in a cult…

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

"If you're golfing in a storm and afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even god can hit a 1-iron." - Lee Trevino

[Datealos @deadmanwaulking]

Please show Nazi Armband or blue check(sic) or STFU.

[LeoTerrell @TheLeoTerrell]

Trump's Supporters: We may need to Boycott Apple! Support @elonmusk and @Twitter

[Datealos @deadmanwaulking]

Dear Sir, please identify the horse in the following pictograms...

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

NEW: Elon Musk has sent another email to Twitter engineers warning them about code reviews. “All managers are expected to write a meaningful amount of software themselves. Being unable to do so is like a cavalry captain who can’t ride a horse.”