samnesia

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

@dorm_ammu i can’t read anything

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

@dorm_ammu yamuna you are SOOOOO SMART

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

@dorm_ammu i love them tho

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

the day i can spell bourgeois without second guessing myself it’s over for yall

[AmmuNition @dorm_ammu]

i forced her to join twitter so everyone has to suffer from her questions not just me

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

would you rather have your eyeballs or nostrils licked (sensually)?

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

i wonder who comes up with these great pieces of literature printed on the back of indian autos and trucks.

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

found out i have an extra bone in my left foot today. what do i do with it now?

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

@dorm_ammu no please no

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

those who make it, made it.

[AmmuNition @dorm_ammu]

as kahlil gibran said: live fast, die young, bad girls do it well. 🙏🤲

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

@dorm_ammu is ammunition validation a currency yet?

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

one of the smartest people i know asked my opinion on their research proposal. i feel so honoured.

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

i don’t remember the last time i went to bed that wasn’t after 2AM

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

would you rather have a pigeon on your shoulder that hoots each time you lie or a crow that aggressively caws each time you get nervous around someone?

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

@dorm_ammu Nooo bbg, you’re just too sexyyyy

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

@dorm_ammu not before lit theory is done

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

@dorm_ammu nooo i didn’t even try it yet

[samnesia @deadmetaphor25]

@dorm_ammu 😭😭😭😭

[Renee Solana @ReneeSolana]

You know you gotta do laundry when you get into the sexy underwear