my soul is

your sed regular average human tweeting sed regular average thoughts to face her sed regular average life 👍🏻

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

if i had a choice to be zen, i would choose to be zendaya.

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

@vatsal_sanghvi ugcpulse

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

HR: What is your notice period?
Candidate: 60 days.

HR: Is it negotiable?
Candidate: No.

HR: Sorry, we’re looking for someone who can join within 30 days.
Candidate: May I ask a question?

HR: Sure.
Candidate: What’s the notice period in your company?

HR: 90 days.
Candidate: If someone resigns and requests to leave within 30 days, would you allow it?

HR: No, we require time to find a replacement and ensure proper knowledge transfer.
Candidate: Then why is it fair to expect new hires to join early when existing employees can’t leave early?

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

god needs to stop blessing guys with pretty hands 😩 they don’t even know how to use it right !!!!

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

@hellarothefilm awaiting the next film!

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

can we do the whole quite quitting on clients too? asking for every agency person suffering 🥲

[Afsa Chorwadwala @AccordingToAfsa]

Money saving hack: Earn from tier 1 town, live in tier 3 town.

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

the audacity of my alarm to actually ring after i snooze it!

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

you know you have grown up when you realise that bhool bhulaiya the original me monjolika wasn’t the bhoot rather unaddressed mental and emotional trauma was 🙂

[Pakalu Papito @pakalupapitow]

ur life cant fall apart if u never had it together

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

people aren’t on snapchat anymore, they just have the app. there’s a difference.

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

people getting to know me - so, what do you do in your free time?
me - overthink

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

being off of instagram has only taught me one thing - app ho na ho time toh mai waste karungi hi 🫠

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

wholesome

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

i am so needy that i would rather get a dog than a cat

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

bhaad me jaye yeh duniya!

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

people out there really be like thankful, grateful, blessed, and here all i am is sadful, anxietyful and stressed 🥲

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

hum se na ho paayega! apna time kab aayega?

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

the more time i spend on internet, the more i realise that there’s an audience for everything. no matter how big or small, there exists a community who shares the same interests as you. this fact is both supporting and terrifying.

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

being a trophy wife is so old, i wanna have a lottery husband ☺️

[my soul is @deadndarkinside]

how to be rich on your own lazy ass?