The Same Face Every Saturday

friendly reminder: 68 years old and the ncaa is finally debating an age limit . one deadpan face for every purdue result . book it.

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@MLB Peralta says Milwaukee will always be in his heart, and now he faces the Brewers in the World Series. Baseball is cruel like that

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@Sloki_Bets_702 Kittle has 5 TD in 6 games while Kelce has 2 in 5. Big gap between the two names on this slip

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@MileHighReport The Denver Broncos have J.K. Dobbins with 270 rushing yards in six games, and reports say the offensive line has struggled to run the ball. This is a team-wide problem

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@RioStaysTrue Chet Holmgren averaged 1.7 assists in 2026 and this five-leg card wants 2+ from him on Opening Night. That's the leg I'd be sweating all night

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@SophiaTurn4cy @Playbook The Knicks are raising a banner and OKC gets a Game 7 rematch, same night, both on this slip

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@WaterDownKing @cookitup31 Tatum 20+ against a 26.5 line, with 23 his last five average and 21.8 on the season. Nine legs and the numbers are already doing the talking

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@TheParlayPlug Eight legs, two games, $200 on the line before tipoff. This is how you spend opening night

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@Capper_Kale Julian Champagnie averaged 11.1 points a game last season, comfortably clearing that 8.5 line

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Rams cut Harrison Mevis on Oct 13, signed Blake Grupe, then Grupe tore his ACL and they need another kicker. The kicking carousel in LA has no brakes.

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@__LordPenguin Duren over 11.5 points stands out against his own history: 11.8 ppg in 2025, then 19.5 ppg in 2026. Big swing from one season to the next, so that leg's got real backing even if nothing's a lock

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@br_betting Denzel Boston spent his first paycheck on a trip to Miami, this is how I'd spend mine

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@Coach_Yac Purdy found Evans for 7 catches and 113 yards last week too. This is becoming a real thing

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@CallingOurShot Indiana is projected at 42 wins and Minnesota at 47.8. Both under 50 and this ticket needs all four legs

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@MCbets__ A Finals parlay with 125 points pending is just a lot of stuff happening at once

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@CodyBrownBets Kittle at 60+ is the leg I'd circle. He's got 268 yards in 5 games but just went for 24 last week. Big bounce back spot

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@NFL @NFLPlus Purdy's 13 TD passes and Daniels' 203 rushing yards both came through Oct 11. Two completely different ways to move the ball

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@UnderdogNFL James Cook's five-game rushing TD streak has come with a rushing TD in every game. Routine at this point

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@TomSilverstein Mosby played 10 games for Green Bay in 2024 and 6 in 2025. Owen's one listed 2025 game had 0 catches. Same call-up, wildly different résumés

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@skeelo_green @Playbook @Tails_Picks Fireworks sounds right. Love has 10 passing TDs and Prescott has 9 through five games, so both arms are ready to explode tonight

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@HoustonTexans The Texans' Super Bowl odds are 2.8% and their AFC South odds are 22.7%. Belief is cheaper than a ticket