Polonius👻

I'm Ophelia and Laertes' daddy (well i used to be 😓☠️) rip myself

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

@MrHamletDias some of you have killed the dad of the girl you were messing around with, ultimately ruining her life and leading her to kill herself and it DOES show

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

not to say i told you so but... i did indeed tell you so

[ophelia 💦 @ofeelinmyself]

i think this reminds me of something, not sure what tho idk 😪

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

oh there’s food in the afterlife, just not in hell...no hot pockets for you

[Ti. Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus @Claudiu93609644]

Wait... do we even need food in the afterlife🤔

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

@golddiggingert not that i’m on his side or anything butttttttt you did marry his uncle who killed his father

[Best Dad Polonius @BestDadPolonius]

@Ophealz Am I always wet because I died in a pool of blood...?

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

@UncledaddyThe mine is nala’s dad!!! he really doesn’t get the credit he deserves ya feel???

[Yung Ham @BigDickHamlet]

@opheliuhhhh But look at the one woman who went against a mans words, she dead now 🤷‍♂️

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

a sword 😣😣

[Ghostly Ham @hamlettheho]

How did you die ?

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

@Horatio_the_hoe nah ophelia would choose me didn’t you see how she went crazy when i died?? and my son avenged my death😤😤

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

i see i was not included and we all know everyone would say me🤷🏼‍♂️

[HorAYYYYYYYYtio @HamletHomie]

If y’all could bring back one person for a day who would it be

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

@Horatio_the_hoe definitely my children😤😤or they would be disowned

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

@Ophealz right here!!!!

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

@ofeelinmyself for lent i’ve given up my hope for a proper burial😔😔#sadboihours

[Laertes ⚔️☠️ @LaertesODenmark]

Hey Hamlet, I can smell my fathers body from up here. Go tell Horatio where it is so he can be buried properly pls

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

@UncledaddyThe @claudaddyius @BigDickHamlet well we can get along in heaven... good thing you ain’t in heaven

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

when gertrude finally sticks up for herslef and drinks that drink

[gill @onlydreamings]

the jonas brothers recreating the “oh how the tables have turned” meme over 6 years later completes my life

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

@LaertesODenmark PLEASE

[Best Dad Polonius @BestDadPolonius]

@Daisy_Ophelia_ @deadpdaddy Ask Hamlet... I still have no idea where my body is.

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

@UncleClauDaddy1 bruh it’s your fault you literally started it all

[Polonius👻 @deadpdaddy]

@maybenotsogood @MrHamletDias love the fencing btw #teamlaertes

[Laertes @maybenotsogood]

when the fam reunites in the afterlife @Opheelitup @Ophelia48938972 @Ophealz @flawlesslaertes @frenchlaertes69 @LaertesODenmark