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Odium theologicum. I like shit films. and your dad.

[mia! @slaystat]

step 3: be gay

drop your sword at their feet and say in a commanding voice: “stab me.”

demonstration by edward teach, the first man to ever attempt real gay sex (1717):

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In love with him

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@JonesTorchwood Me!

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Stupid, Lame, Bird Brain

[🍀 @heartfeltbot]

You say I killed you — Haunt me, then.

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@UnsavoryLanes_ Which one lmao?

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@CardiffNovember Would you be able to respond to mine if you aren’t too busy? I feel it’s correct!

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@CardiffNovember I was just supposed to message the response, right ? X

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@PhyllisRosemary @lucy_sher @CharlesRickell Nobody is trying to take that away from you. For God’s sake, get some perspective. If a term doesn’t resonate with you, you’re under no obligation to use it. The lack of critical thinking nowadays is obscene.

[Cooper Hillier 🏏 @CooperHillier]

#DoctorWho

[Jenny 🍉 @DimensionsInJen]

My dad accidentally referred to Beep the Meep as “beat the meat”. ☹️

[Jessie Earl @jessiegender]

Scotty: “IM GIVING HER ALL SHES GOT CAPTAIN!”

Kirk: *whispers affectionately to the Enterprise* “you slut.”

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@benjamin_cook @EllieMcConnel18 @grahame_r No need to be patronising, mate.

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@C22611547 JACK?

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@mlmtwelve Also twelve and missy

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@mlmtwelve Ianto Jones and Tosh!

[rowena @DrUnfuckable]

we got another one

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@TripDrWho Yes!!

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@SP1nightonly and @ReeceShearsmith brilliant episode tonight!! you guys are my absolute comedy heroes and I was wondering if there is any chance I could ask both (or one) of you a few questions regarding comedy for my A-level EPQ project on the impact of comedy on the youth?

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@ashishdevziners HUH?