Barbie💖💛💙

follow me for dumb bitch adventures and nerd shit🤣 she/her🏳️‍🌈

[Barbie💖💛💙 @deadpoolbarbie]

If I go viral for anything, it better be this😂

[🕷️Tanner🕷️ @Tanner_Slavin]

That’s the neat part, we don’t.

[brooke @wasianfielder]

feminem lowkey beautiful

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

I hate Carrie too but the only one that was a girls' girl was Samantha.

[THEObr❂mic @theobromic_]

just found out the mickey at disney world is just a human in a giant rat suit and not an actual mouse i can’t stop crying

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

this the shit that happened when master oogway dіed

[star 💫 @stxrinsky]

😭

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

maybe he would kill you. not me. because he knows my soul

[Myah Master❤️‍🔥⸆⸉ @ChaoticGoodest]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[the Rich @Duderichy]

you can tell a man made this bc women don’t care what you drive

[elena @grnformicatable]

whatever happened to oiling up hugh jackman and lightly toasting him

[Barbie💖💛💙 @deadpoolbarbie]

@dirtbaghan Throwback to me SLAPPING YOU IN THE FACE with the wine bag😂

[Barbie💖💛💙 @deadpoolbarbie]

Paul told me if I ever think about breaking out a wine bag again, I need to find a therapist 💀

[mere @merestromb]

It’s easy to overlook a man’s baggage when your frontal lobe is still at medium rare

[Barbie💖💛💙 @deadpoolbarbie]

Next person who asks me if I like Deadpool because I like Ryan Reynolds is getting stabbed😇

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

if a girl doesn’t feel goofy and happy on a date it’s probably because she doesn’t like you

[Barbie💖💛💙 @deadpoolbarbie]

The best compliment I have ever received

“You’re so sweet and nice even though you look like a bitch”💀

[august ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ #1 fearless defender @stiiigotluv4u]

we need to do research on the phenomenon of jojo siwa somehow thinking she’s the first ever lesbian

[cornbread Bitch @wobblymami]

This is gayer than dudes kissing dudes

[meghanapolis // MPLS 6/18-7/2 @meghanapolis]

When did the r-slur come back into everyone’s vocabulary stop it