Wade Wilson

Just Your Friendly Neighborhood Merc with the Mouth. Just doin my part to keep the world safe by taking lots of money from poor saps to end people.

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

I guess then you would be called titter

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

Hey twitter I'm still here... It's just that I started playing battlefriends and then forgot you existed... You need more boobs twitter

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

Hey bitches what did I miss?

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@GroovyBruce hey buddy, how do you get women to send you their underwear?

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@rickygervais if they're illiterate, how can they converse through Twitter? Where they have to, you know, read.

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@ConanOBrien and I would give my spleen to see you and jay leno fight to the death with chopsticks

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@cracksh0t and todays teenagers are more dumb than us as teenagers. They actually CHOOSE to wear pants that make them all look like eunochs

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@rickygervais Glenn Close enough.

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@jasonaaron hockey is better. But that doesn't make me think less of you as a man.

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@DanielKWay hey man good job on deadpool 51, deadpool is back to menacing and hilarious instead of just goofy.

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@JeanGreySchool Wade Wilson is present #JGS_BIO101

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@Remender I like late night porn that only shows boobs and that's it.

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@rickygervais through the power of dvr! Wtf is up with Thai ladyboys? Thumbs up though.

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

"@JHickman: At this point, I watch Nick Nolte and feel like he's just clowning @BRIANMBENDIS." Is that a burn?

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@Remender is it a marathon of it or the same "bath time" episode on repeat?

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@Remender hey do you find yourself checking tweets when your on the toilet?

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@RealDeadpool yes but you can't hit the little girl playing tetherball with her spider-man plushie.

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

What the phoque?! Someone wants me to pay for followers? I believe the answer to that would be: how bout you pay for dese nuts?

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

@VictorGischler hey if you get me more followers ill buy you beer.

[Wade Wilson @deadpoolwade]

I like following people, its like stalking... but legal. Now if only Twitter would have a "hide in the bushes" button.