john MP

Professional Marketer suffering from a moderate to severe college football addiction.

[john MP @deadquail]

I like @PatMcAfeeShow but this dual screen commentary is ruining the game. It’s too much about them. You’re not the mannings. #bama

[john MP @deadquail]

@CFF_Jared @Fantrax Can we get a detailed description of what defines “sitting out”? Is it no rec/carries? No targets? No field time? Not in pads? Injury? Discipline?

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

I am endorsing Will Anderson for Heisman.

[john MP @deadquail]

@tyfmnfl The trade stands. If they want to work it out behind the scenes, that’s fine, but commish is not responsible for managing their mistakes - just maintaining the rules. Who in their right mind accepts a trade with zero due diligence?

[john MP @deadquail]

@jd_burge @uabmedicine Man, i’m so sorry to hear that. Sounds scary and uncomfortable. Glad to hear you’re feeling better, and I hope you recover quickly

[john MP @deadquail]

@wrivey I’d take a free throw

[john MP @deadquail]

@knidac But which one makes you crave Microsoft products?

[Jerry Jeudy⁴ @jerryjeudy]

Greatest WR to play college football @DeVontaSmith_6

[john MP @deadquail]

@MarkPacker did that woman on your show just compare the stress on players from the big tens stupidity to the stress on players from playing full SEC schedules?

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

Notre Dame, Texas AM, Oklahoma, Florida, Georgia, and Cincinnati would ALL be undefeated if they played the 6 games Ohio State did....

[Stewart Mandel @slmandel]

Wow, Brian Kelly was serious about boycotting the Playoff.

[john MP @deadquail]

@Fantrax Any last minute updates?

[john MP @deadquail]

@FantraxToolshed @Fantrax @RotoClegg @EricCross04 Glad to see your Twitter is working. I guess that means you can update us on NCAA stats now.

[john MP @deadquail]

@Fantrax Where’s that update you promised?

[john MP @deadquail]

@Fantrax what’s the word on NCAA stats? That was week 3 of manually counting stats for the games... Are we running the waiver wire blind again? Would really appreciate an update.

[john MP @deadquail]

@Fantrax it’s been three days since your “any day now” update.... how about an update? Please?

[john MP @deadquail]

@Fantrax any chance your NCAA stats start working today? Or should I start prepping to do them by hand again? An update would be appreciated

[@nic-gulas.bsky.social @Nic_Gulas]

Just some crazy stupid stats flying around tonight

[john MP @deadquail]

I like how everyone knows how to spell “unprecedented” now

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Pro tip: do not watch the Netflix seasons. Just let it go after S3