Pizza Bitch

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[Pizza Bitch @deadrabbit92]

@Turbo_Fucker Some people have wives that packed them lunch?

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La Playa Vibes

[Pizza Bitch @deadrabbit92]

Le lamb burger. I’m off store-bought buns from now on

[Dynamite Farmer @Turbo_Fucker]

If american generations were steak dinners:
Silent: the Golden Corral steak carver guy

Boomers: 28 oz ribeye medium well and lobster tail, loaded baked potato

GenX: "uhmmm can I get a STEAK flavored STEAK???"

Millenials: bargain rump steak cooked at home by loving couple (he makes the steak, she made the chimichurri marinade

Zoomers: Arby's steak nuggets

[Dynamite Farmer @Turbo_Fucker]

Basically every Boomer is part of a Home Equitarian mystery cult that believes that if they amass all of whatever meager scraps of generational wealth they can sequester, they can liquidate it all and build the Ultimate Dream House, which if enough are built will unlock the Network of Peace, Light, and Eternal Wealth

[Pizza Bitch @deadrabbit92]

@strallweat Pretty good!

[Pizza Bitch @deadrabbit92]

Pork Roast Pie. A fine first attempt

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@vf_duck Loin too, no brainer

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Pork shoulder pot roast

[Pizza Bitch @deadrabbit92]

@FTX_YoungBoy What’s olive oil poached and is it just… pan seared ?

[Dynamite Farmer @Turbo_Fucker]

Inside every boomer there are 4 houses:
The 1919 farmhouse they grew up in (full to the rafters with SHIT)

2005 new build (4000 sq ft of SHIT)

The 1971 starter home/trailer they bought as an income property (never rented because it is STUFFED LIKE A CHEAP BURRITO)

The hypothetical DREAM HOME theyre almost ready to start building at EIGHTY ONE

[Pizza Bitch @deadrabbit92]

@attackackack @VStrongSanders Nate said something in a group chat but that’s all. Thank you!

[Pizza Bitch @deadrabbit92]

Goodwill’s got us raising a 2003 edition kid

[Pizza Bitch @deadrabbit92]

@VStrongSanders @attackackack Ha I had three nurses confirm to Nate that I’m def not allowed to clean the litter box. Thank you!

[Pizza Bitch @deadrabbit92]

@attackackack It has what I’ve been fretting about like when to start feeding peas and such

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@nicertothedog Pastures needed it honestly so we are grateful it finally showed up

[Pizza Bitch @deadrabbit92]

It’s too much rain now

[Pizza Bitch @deadrabbit92]

@nicertothedog I have not yet developed the local accent xD