Samuel St.Claire Presents:Lewd and Lascivious Acts

LIFE SWAP, GRAVE RETURN, DEAD TO ME, the COMA CLUB band, AUTARX, NO FRIENDS, VRGNS, NMDS

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@_elliewilber Bingo.

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There’s been a whole hell of a lot of decapitation in the news the last few days. #thingsthatmakeyougohmm

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@_elliewilber RELAX DUDE

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Why does the “YouTube” shooter get all three names in print? If I opened fire in an office they would just call me “Sam Johnson”. SAD.

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@_elliewilber Nothing I say matters anyway. And I guarantee you it’s 95% flawed. And tinted with substances.

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@_elliewilber Sure, whatever. I’m an angry asshole.

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You Don't Steal Information from 500 Million “Friends” Without Making a Few Enemies…

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IT’S BACK - thanks to your help the stolen SG became simply too hot to handle - and was found dumped in some bushes near Tipton. Guitar tech Seano says it‘s now “Carry On The Damned”.. so see y’all at a gig sometime - cheers!

https://t.co/uLvLQKPPTg

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The CIA didn’t put a hit on MLK because of civil rights. They put a hit on him because he was a communist.

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#BlackLivesShatter

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@mental__milk @Sylvan_Stephone Must be some Stockton shit, huh?

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@toddbarry DON’T CHANCE IT.

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@jason_ferguson This was meant for you: Nothing says class like sweating profusely while shoving caviar into your champagne hole.

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@jason_ferguson At least we know it’ll last about a month in that cursed location.

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@OrlandoWeekly Nothing says class like sweating profusely while shoving caviar into your champagne hole.

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@HezelAnna @schuylerspeak This is disgusting.

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Repeal the 2nd amendment? Maybe if there was a gun to our head...

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@jackloydGrisham Shallow is preferred.

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#Seinfeld