michael cleaver

Ryan Gosling as Ken in the Barbie movie playing Push by Matchbox Twenty

[michael cleaver @deadtownnothing]

Drake and I have a lot in common:

We can't dance
We can't let go of our exes
We really like strip clubs

We could be BFFs tbh

[michael cleaver @deadtownnothing]

I hate the motherfucking human race

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@ambermckenzie Sounds like a good time. A true blast.

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@ambermckenzie I don’t know what I’m reading, but sounds sick 🤘

[michael cleaver @deadtownnothing]

@Mork_316 @zachleomo They did bring it back

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I know a box of Cheez Its hate to see me coming

[michael cleaver @deadtownnothing]

@Steven_2480 It doesn’t matter, he won. Its over

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@StrengthOfFates

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@MikexHarris No

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

Yeah I've seen enough. The Vikings are winning the Super Bowl.

[michael cleaver @deadtownnothing]

@ambermckenzie Gotta love the effort at least. No time is apparently a bad time, and at least the unsolicited dick pics are off the table 🤣

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@ambermckenzie Honestly sounds like the most appropriate time

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@Mork_316 @xericjames This is a true statement.

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@Mork_316 @timxmacdonald Oh Tim fucking sucks. Worst person alive, should be beat up

[michael cleaver @deadtownnothing]

So @timxmacdonald is so terrible that everyone says “hi where’s @Mork_316”

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@timxmacdonald I might’ve been fifth on the edge break list but I would’ve been 1st on the successfully breaking into @Mork_316’s house list.

[michael cleaver @deadtownnothing]

@MikexHarris @TiedDownDetroit I miss you dearly

[Mike @StrengthOfFates]

I would pay big money to experience The Rival Mob one more time

[michael cleaver @deadtownnothing]

@daisydyke Same

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@Steven_2480 @painfields Band fucking rules