Jared Schmit

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

@TheFFBallers Standard league flex, start 1:

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

@hooyman84 No thanks, I do a good enough job of beating myself by setting my own lineup.

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

@hooyman84 No

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

I genuinely think that @BarstoolBigCat and I would be besties. Full-figured 30-something new fathers with bad backs who occasionally push a bit too hard and shit our pants. Dog guys, football guys, B1G guys...did we just become best friends?!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

When you risk it on a fart

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

Keep your eye out for this dude in the 2037 draft class, @Cubs! Name is Cohen Jacob Schmit, and he throws some GAS! 💩💨⚾️

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

@BarstoolBigCat Turkey vulture tryna get the pipe? 🦃 🍆

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Happy birthday to our fearless leader @BarstoolBigCat. Everyone tell him you love him today cause we just don’t say it enough https://t.co/73KCRrxCet

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

@Nick4Cy @hubtower @swanny0615

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

@Nick4Cy @hubtower

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

This just about sums things up, I think you'll find.

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

@YahooNoise (Fart noise)

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

@TheFFBallers Standard league, start 2: Robert Woods, Amari Cooper, Mike Evans.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Pray for Patriots fans after this celebration @NjTank99

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

Need to learn this dance @NateBackes @Nick4Cy @hubtower

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

@Barstool_Quotes Memphis +3.5 #OneBetSaturday

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

@Barstool_Quotes LSU +3.5 #OneBetSaturday

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

@barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat @panerabread #BeNiceToYu #AndBigCat @BarstoolBigCat

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

Real life Bubbles! @trailerparkboys

[Jared Schmit @deafguy2]

@Barstool_Quotes Kansas +34.5 #OneBetSaturday