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Trainee curmudgeon. My absurd world view is my own.

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@CameronCairns87 Jose Perdomo. Four games, some neat play but slower than an asthmatic ant carrying the shopping

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@Gail654353 @SeddSezz Honestly - the usual self-serving bot nonsense - they doing yoga

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@ZiaYusufUK No to guns
No to ending the smoking ban
No to increased taxes
No to bigotry
No to deporting anyone who has earned to right to stay
And so on

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@TORDFC I shall change the lightbulb to Red Alert in his honour.

Thanks for the laughs, Rob. RIP

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@straczynski You need to keep away from the The transperambulation of pseudo cosmic anti-matter. It’s very messy

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@ExtremeFootbal4 Played at right back to cover for the loss of Brian Borrows who, sadly, had a bad injury before the ‘87 cup final. Had an excellent game

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@Catesby01 @floboflo You realise that figure for the UK is not just online comments but ALL those arrested for all communications offences, including stalking, harassment, circulating indecent images of children, making threatening phone calls and other serious offences? Totally spurious comparison

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@Goosey30111568 Hey, look, it’s a bot! Hello, bot!

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@Tips2Home My heart has just flinched

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@Dangerous_Lines @straczynski Cobblers. Total cobblers.

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@Charloch0506 @JMPSimor “Woke suppression”? Utter drivel

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@selhurstpaw1 @SkyBluesExtra Knocked out by Watford at home on the worst pitch ever seen at Highfield Road - just a morass of sand

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@KarlozOfficial @g_gosden Dipstick

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@MattChristmas1 I do this in a particular two star restaurant because the chef is an absolute wizard with sauces and I don’t want to lose a single drop of flavour. Le Gavroche had the right idea with their flattish sauce spoons which I can never find online!

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@TheMaineWonk This meme has been going around in different versions so much, I’ve forgotten what the original film is

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@Boldyboy1975 The very white light shining on the seat vs the yellow of the cabin lights? Hmm.

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@afcbbiffer @DAaronovitch @theraggedwood Proof of that statement rather than some generic waffle? You didn’t answer the question

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@Tim_Burgess I still have the VHS tape which I’d recorded this on (but not a player!)

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@ADariya01 “Tell me you’re not from London without saying you’re not from London”

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@neverlie I actually like this Scooby-Doo as that series is an amusing semi-meta take on the absurdity of the whole premise (teens and a dog solving bizarre crimes involving ludicrous amounts of ersatz technology/costumes)