scott with two t’s

ah sure tis only a bitta craic like !!!!

[Michelle Mc Mahon @McMahonMichelle]

National day of mourning tomorrow please. No calls. No texts. House private. Family flowers only. #TraitorsIRL

[⭐ amy o'connor ⭐ @amyohconnor]

Devious niece and nephew convincing doddery bachelor uncle to leave them the farm #TraitorsIRL

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

@TinkerCunt_ It’s definitely paddy’s day. 😂😂 Patrick is to long to be saying out loud

[Ed @eddo75]

No point in people kicking off about Breakdancing being in the Olympics

It’s like that

And that’s the way it is

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

@nicolephathole2 Jesus

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

@paddypower Is that the house from kin 🤣

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

#espeng #EURO2024

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Scotland, Ireland and Wales fans right now…

#Euro2024

[Daniel Hussey @DanielHussey2]

My favourite Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh quotes:

"Seán Óg Ó hAilpín. His father's from Fermanagh. His mother's from Fiji. Neither a hurling stronghold."

"The stopwatch has stopped. It’s up to God and the referee now. The referee is Pat Horan. God is God."

"Teddy McCarthy to John McCarthy, no relation. John McCarthy to Teddy McCarthy, still no relation."

"Anthony Lynch, the Cork corner-back, will be the last person to let you down. His people are undertakers."

"1.5 to 0.8 - well, from Lapland to the Antarctic, that’s level scores in any man’s language."

"I saw a few Sligo people at Mass in Gardiner Street this morning and the omens seem to be good for them. The priest was wearing the same colours as the Sligo jersey. 40 yards out on the Hogan Stand side of the field, Ciarán Whelan goes on a rampage, and it’s a goal. So much for religion!"

"Pat Fox out to the 40 and grabs the sliotar. I bought a dog from his father last week. Fox turns and sprints for goal. The dog ran a great race last Tuesday in Limerick. Fox to the 21, fires a shot, it goes to the left and wide. And the dog lost as well."

"He grabs the sliothar. He's on the 50. He's on the 40. He's on the 30. He's on the ground."

"Colin Corkery on the 45 lets it go with the right boot. It's over the bar. This man shouldn’t be playing football. He’s made an almost Lazarus-like recovery from a heart condition. Lazarus was a great man, but he couldn’t kick points like Colin Corkery."

"Pat Fox has it on his hurl and is motoring well now, but here comes Joe Rabbitte hot on his tail. I’ve seen it all now, a Rabbitte chasing a Fox around Croke Park."

"He’s not a big man, he’s not a small man, he’s what you might call a handyman."

"Brian Dooher is down injured. And while he is, I’ll tell you a little story. I was in Times Square in New York last week, and I was missing the Championship back home. So I approached a newsstand, and I said, 'I suppose ye wouldn’t have The Kerryman, would ya?' To which, the Egyptian behind the counter turned to me, and he said, 'Do you want the North Kerry edition or the South Kerry edition?' He had both so I bought both. And Dooher is back on his feet."

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

Thank Christ that race is over. An absolutely atrocious woeful #monacogp that was.

At least #indy500 will actually be a good race

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

@TheLadySindy Crash at the start ruined it as front runners won’t put most likely. Even max said he should of brought a pillow 🤣

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

🗣️ "GLORY, GLORY MAN UTD! GLORY, GLORY MAN UTD! GLORY, GLORY MAN UTD!

"AS THE REDS GO MARCHING ON, ON, ON!" 🏆

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

Delighted to see @LandoNorris got his first win. #MiamiGP

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

@FootyHumour @captn_harkn33ss

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

Var is a joke

Pass it on

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

Clearly saying the fuck you doing I don’t have you captian in fantasy football

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

Pep Guardiola having words with Erling Haaland at the end of the first half 👀

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

@TK_mcfc @piesportsbooze The good ol days

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

Well that’s twatter runined 🙄🙄🙄

[scott with two t’s @deafroadrunner]

@stephenrobles 14 pro max 6 months old still use original cable with original charging box from apple, charges every night. Battery has never be let go dead.