DEAFWISH

( ! ) HIGH VOLUME LIFE$YLEz ( ! )

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

DID YOU KNOW: Hot Dog on a Stick was originally established as a warning to hot dogs who betray the King.

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

"I ❤️ Gorillaz" is the cutest way to say you're completely unremarkable.

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

Shout out 2 all the cover bandz playing "my hero" to no one who cares rn

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

Major lazer https://t.co/VOvg85LPT3

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

Tempeh #beef: Reznor goes strait to Yahoo news, the dedicated news source for the year he was relevant.

https://t.co/caS6vT9A7K

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

#politics https://t.co/MMYSAH1dgq

[Axl Rose @axlrose]

What’s inappropriate is Ivanka Trump being part of the White House Administration.

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

How about dat new Our Lady Peace Record?

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

All the best songs about butt sex have time signature changes

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

Does anyone have a capo?

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

Don't write songs with a capo. You'll forget it at the jam space and look like a dik asking the crowd at the show.

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

You can't cover Purple Rain.
So don't.

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

Trust Vice #science when it suits your world view https://t.co/SqSRo78W71

[VICE Canada @vicecanada]

Regularly attending concerts makes you happier, says science.
https://t.co/awl1MGwzXE

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

Never talk to Cops, HR, or anyone who has Foo Fighters in their top 3 bands. 💣 #facts

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

Quit Sucking at show promo. Be more creative than Adding 'the mighty' in front the name of some band no-one cares about #Protips

[BA Johnston @BAJohnston]

Nothing like a 750 km pre show drive, followed by show in bizarre multi entertainment dome. Edmonton. Recroom. Why not?

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

Tfw

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

IF YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO THE NEW SONG YER GONNA PLAY. DON'T ACT LIKE ANYONE BUT YER GIRLFRIEND MIGHT CARE

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

IF THE BARTENDER IS THE SOUND GUY 2 - EXPECT TO SOUND LIKE SHIT

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

QUIT PRETENDING AUDIO SLAVE WAS GOOD #uplayinuself

[DEAFWISH @deafwish]

#bromance