Stu Deakin

Part time tweeter
Lover of beer and cats
Regular provider of sarcasm
Thabkful for autocorrect as i cant spill very welly

[Stu Deakin @deakinawesome]

@jameshoggarth @northernassist Learn to drive mate

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@mikewhitesport @jameshoggarth I imagine "flump" is the sound he makes whenever he sits down

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@northernassist Is that one of your jumpers @jameshoggarth

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@DaveHarrisonGo I think you meant to say "they protect livestock from wolves, bears, jackals, poachers and Albino Manxmen in Georgia"

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@DaveHarrisonGo TetAnus seems appropriate given the location

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@jameshoggarth @HullHospitals

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@jameshoggarth

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@mikewhitesport

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@mikewhitesport Awful ...but good at the same time

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@DaveHarrisonGo Was the snake ok?

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@jameshoggarth Is the running water sound making you need a wee?

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@jameshoggarth Whoever it belonged to is clearly not a Barnet fan

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@jameshoggarth Do you ever see Portia?

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@jameshoggarth @BBCYork @RadioHumberside and some flowers for Portia to apologise?

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@DaveHarrisonGo Or you trying to reach the food on the table without a highchair

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@jameshoggarth Isn't that just your takeaway order arriving?

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@mikewhitesport @HullCityKits But you put it out to the world on Twatter so you can't really moan about people replying

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@mikewhitesport @HullCityKits Erm...I don't think you have any place to comment on other people's hair lines.

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@DaveHarrisonGo Get another ring stinging curry down ya