Drug Dealer Cat

Wanna buy some catnip?

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@Yoda4ever That's nothing

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@rickygervais Fuck off. I've seen Ghost Town.

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@rickygervais Fanks

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Kids are a pain in the arse. All I want to do is sit up here and watch the telly.... but no...

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Oh my god. It's fucking mental!

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FFS! This thing has just turned up

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@DX_1 @elonmusk

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@RealBobMortimer It's not even Sunday.
Mad fucker....

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@elonmusk yesterday I bought my first ever stock. 4 TSLA shares. I AM NOW A TESLA STOCKHOLDER! Look at my smug little face.

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@elonmusk I see what you did there. It's an anagram of Foke Wrisbee.
Clever bastard....

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@Richard_J_Allen @LukeSmitherd His next book is called 'The mystery of Mick McManus and the Nissan Micra"

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@elonmusk Have you been on the catnip again?

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@Iman_Huss @yorun3ko @TechyBengal @elonmusk Look, even I know that's bollock, and I'm a cat. Jog on.

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@elonmusk When do we get the @elonmusk doll?
It says "I'm just a simulation! I'm just a simulation!"

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@elonmusk can a Tesla go as fast backwards as forwards? (no reverse gear)

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THERE IS A FUCKING TREE IN THE HOUSE AGAIN!

BEST!

THING!

EVER!!!

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@elonmusk Will it be locked? Asking for a friend

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@mostly_grumpy It's ok, it's just the James Hewitt branch. Doesn't matter.

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@RachelRileyRR @GagandeepRoy1 Bollocks.... 3 bananas on last line, so it's 38

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@RachelRileyRR @GagandeepRoy1 FFS it's 50! I managed to figure it out and I'm off my tits on catnip. Banana 4, 2 o'clock, 11 vertices