Duck, Spring, Roll

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[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

A 72 year old man was savaged stabbed to death in his home in Dungannon last year.

There was no rampaging gangs "protecting their communities".

Guess why?

Because the victim was polish and the murderer was a "local" man.

These aren't concerned citizens they're racists.

[Full ML Alchemist @unironictechbro]

well

[Irish Times Culture @IrishTimesCultr]

CTRL Essays on Video Games: Reflections on dominant imaginative language of 21st century https://t.co/ZEpm6NrIlj via @IrishTimesCultr

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

What did spielberg mean by this transition?

[Duck, Spring, Roll @dean_fee_]

@efcjay86 @TwatBeard64 @kierantyson1992 and which one of those has even the remotest chance of coming to Everton?

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

There’s a skeleton inside you right now

[Duck, Spring, Roll @dean_fee_]

Twitter's FYP is usually a bunch of nonsense videos and vagueposting, but every once and a while it throws up back to back bangers like this

[fran @postfran_]

If I was in sex and the city they would’ve called it nothing and the shithole

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

[reading only the first word and last word of this reply] glad you agree with me 👍

[Classic EFC Matches @ClassicEFCGames]

Every goal and assist from Seamus Coleman for Everton.

#EFC

[george @StokeyyG2]

DAIZEN MAEDA, THAT IS INCREDIBLE. 👏

IN THE OLD FIRM DERBY…😮‍💨🫣

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

scratching a bug bite is like evil masturbation

[audrey @phlegmme]

Teacher: Ok class today we’re removing the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, ninth and tenth letters of our names

Kid named Putrid Ooze: I hate school :(

[interpretation @materialcritic]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[Duck, Spring, Roll @dean_fee_]

@roryisconfused If you're into Maeve Brennan, Molly Hennigan just edited a brilliant anthology of writing about her. https://t.co/OcPP67Ajev

[Bartókian Nightmare @BartokianN]

This 30something kebab worker still makes Phillip Glass the old fashioned way

[VillaVerse @Villa_Verse]

Everton actually hold all the cards😭

Top 5
Relegation
Title race
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Race for Europe
Relegation

[Duck, Spring, Roll @dean_fee_]

@mrkocnnll and she'll get back to you on them too

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

The co-founder of Women of the Lane says her group opposes the appointment of Roberto De Zerbi as Tottenham manager and she will stop attending matches over the issue.