DF

I'm just a boy, standing in front of the internet, asking it to love him.

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

I have absolutely no idea what we’re doing here, or what I’m doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself!

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@Spanners_cat @ayyyitspete @DustyPee @robcoco I have seen images of this place and apparently there was some internet brouhaha involving depraved sexy times or some such.
Please furnish me with the details.

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@robcoco You’re not a regular gay.
You’re a musical gay!
You sing and play piano in the nude and gyrate inappropriately.
I bet you shimmy like Pink circa 2000.

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@HeyFagatha It looks good but it hurts my heart when a martini is served in a glass like this.
I want my martini glass to have sharp edges!
Like the cheekbones of a long term meth addict! 🍸

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@PureBredGay @QldSportsFan I’m sorry that outside approval means so much to you.

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@PureBredGay @QldSportsFan You’re still blocked by Cher, is what you are.

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@QldSportsFan @PureBredGay This is absolutely correct.

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@QldSportsFan @PureBredGay Bradley is correct. I have been hemming and hawing about how to respond to his completely accurate statement.
The truth is that the best quality content is now on TV.

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

It may be very suburban Mum of me but I am loving an afternoon cappuccino of late.
Now that I can find a café that stays open past 4:00pm.
It’s a nice treat that is the lube on the dildo of life.

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@JamesCoyne Bitch, I’m several characters.
Main, supporting, comedic and villain.

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@JamesCoyne Because a daily struggle builds character.

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@StephWalker82 @DustyPee @PureBredGay I actually chortled.

#Blessed indeed.

Oh, you are a card!

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@DustyPee Dear, Mr Pee.
Would it be permissible to ask you a question?

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@StephWalker82 @DustyPee @PureBredGay This is why he always treats you to meals at fine dining establishments.
#OrderUp

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@DustyPee @StephWalker82 @PureBredGay

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@StephWalker82 I am required to make one every christmas.
I add strawberries and mint.

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@DustyPee Thank God you’re here.
I just wanted to ask how you are and am seeking confirmation that all is well.

Are you well? Quite well, even?

Also, please pass on my thanks to @StephWalker82. She was the epitome of professional decorum.

@PureBredGay, on the other hand…

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@robcoco Merciful Heavens!

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@PureBredGay @DustyPee I will throw you across the room if you ever again think of addressing me in such a disrespectful tone!

[DF @Dean_Machine_]

@StephWalker82 @DustyPee Thank you.
This was like being looked after from Joan Harris née Holloway from Mad Men.
What a delightfully professional interaction.