Dean Paul Willeford

Making music is what I do.

[Dean Paul Willeford @dean_paul_]

Latest release: https://t.co/2CXy0GqJpO

[Dean Paul Willeford @dean_paul_]

@BecomingCritter I thought that was AOC

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@DarkOddCon Your gun is digging into my hip

[Dean Paul Willeford @dean_paul_]

@boysbelnboys I’m a picky eater so I do at least half of the cooking

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@WeirdBongs Dumping her. Vanilla sex only

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@Skelegoat486 I didn’t hear that. I’m deaf to that combination of words

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@HalfFriedMedia The difference between partying hard and partying just enough.

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@DarkOddCon My parents thought I was gonna get drafted when that thing happened.

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@PlisskenPatriot Should’ve been BC, body count

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@OgLakyn Every top had to fit around the hips

[Dean Paul Willeford @dean_paul_]

@Howlingmutant0 The left took up what used to belong to the right, which is offense culture. And now they have nothing left to be offended by.

[Dean Paul Willeford @dean_paul_]

@YesMavericks She wants to know

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@CaudilloXIV Why would this be a song people remember at all?

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Need a weird angel investor in my life.

[Charles Maddock @charles_maddock]

yo is this actually good advice?

[Dean Paul Willeford @dean_paul_]

@messedupfoods We got the white cans now

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We’re being replaced by AI because I can’t get my ketchup in the drive thru lane with the meal.

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@i32uaww @normalcreature9 I don’t think so at all.

[Dean Paul Willeford @dean_paul_]

@normalcreature9 I didn’t like being talked down to like when the fake voice adults use when talking to kids. I was a kid, but exaggerating it to that point was insulting.

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@betosanc @lennartprimal Yeah I don’t believe it’s a 2” difference

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@uncledoomer I suppose this was the chad look in olden times

[Dean Paul Willeford @dean_paul_]

@NomiSWins Napster, AIM