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If my type of humor insults you I will take that as a compliment. Don't take life so seriously.

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@jannarden @NewellDavid See? It's gotta be a good idea if @jannarden is doing it. :)

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

My Christmas tree is still up. 8 months to go? #keepingituptiliamvaccinated

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@realDonaldTrump Omg you are getting more and more pathetic. Grow up Donald

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@realDonaldTrump You are a frigging disgrace.

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@realDonaldTrump Do you know what I find sad to watch? Your desperation.

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@realDonaldTrump Aren't you embarrassed? It's sad to watch

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@realDonaldTrump @seanhannity You are pathetic and embarrassing your country.

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@realDonaldTrump You are a moron. You are the president now. Why would you wait until after the election to turn it around? Clearly more verbal diarrhea

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@realDonaldTrump Are you seriously this childish??? @realDonaldTrump

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@WW_Canada Is there a problem with the WW Mobile app? I havent been able to use it for several days

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@realDonaldTrump Because some people care about things other than money?

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@DebraDiGiovanni Here is mine:
Ate too much fiber
Now I can not defecate
Suppository

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Have your say in the @WestJet Christmas Miracle #contest! Tweet with #LikeWestJetChristmas to support donating to families in need at @RMHCCanada or tweet the LOVE hashtag for a chance to win the prize for yourself. Rules - https://t.co/idD81YNyZU

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Having horrible shopping experience with @BestBuyCanada. One purchase, 4 phone calls, 8 days, no progress. Order still "in process". I have no confidence that I will receive what I ordered.

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@DebraDiGiovanni I'm sitting at work bored out of my friggin mind

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@NetflixIsAJoke @rickygervais Humanity by @rickygervais and Nanette by @Hannahgadsby

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@BetteMidler @NRA Mm

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@Crocs I've ordered from your website 3 times now. I have no idea why it takes so long to ship? I ordered on July 28 and it didnt ship until August 2. I am not a happy customer. :(

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@realDonaldTrump If you don't like the US why don't you go back to where you come from.

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@OfficialOZFM Fell asleep during a root canal. No pictures. Lol