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EFC

[Dean ≅ @deanearley_]

Arctic monkeys. The best ever. 🐐

[Brendan Dzwierzynski @BrendanDzw]

They’re saying it’s the funniest scene in history

[Rory @RDuffy16]

Messi was the best in the world at 21 years old, the best in the world at 29 years old, the best in the world at 33 years old & is probably the best in the world at 38 years old.

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[J👹 @JftblUTD]

The stuttering 😭😭😭
#MUFC

[Central @WestHam_Central]

@Everton @EvertonInUSA Down you go x

[Tim @UpperBullen]

No need to spy on Everton. Same team, same tactics, same subs at same time every week

[The Strokes @thestrokes]

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[Ian Grant @ian__grant]

the motherfuckin Strokes

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

Whoever made that “why argue with Arsenal fans when you can just wait” tweet has to go down as one of the greatest mind’s of our generation

[Hassan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇰 @hxssanburner__]

you’ll be in the worst financial position in your life and sony will hit you with this

[Jedi @dhe3g]

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.”

- Master Oogway, Kung Fu Panda

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

what was that guy laughing about at the beginning of feel good inc

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@OasisPlanet_ Shit bags wouldn’t be able to handle if I bowled in

[Jake Scott, MD @jakescottMD]

bombs Iran 9 days later

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

“Attack them during Ramadan, they will be hungry and weak “

[deedee megadoodoo @givemebudlight]

if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Got paid yesterday. Paid my bills and
outstanding debts. Broke again within
an hour. Amazing! Adulting is just
amazing!

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

Stupid cunts everywhere

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

Was it only two years ago...