Bubbles and the Shit Rockers

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[Bubbles and the Shit Rockers @deanecornell]

2nd hand denim bar called “Eugene and Jean’s New and Used Jeans dba Jeans for You”

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these bitches love salsa

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it’s way more interesting to say “behold” than “look at this”

“behold this tik tok” etc. it’s much better

[Bubbles and the Shit Rockers @deanecornell]

if my right hand is dominant does that mean my left is… submissive???

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Very amusing to watch a corvette try to drive on morgantown roads without getting ground into dust.

[Bubbles and the Shit Rockers @deanecornell]

@Alex_m_cornell that was my first thought but imagine hitting a pothole.

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instead of salting the roads we could just salt our tires. how has nobody thought of this???

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my girl just said “i’m never hangry, but if i’m having a bad day you can give me nutrients, like a baja blast”

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Put you in a mansion
Somewhere in Wiscansin

[Kenneth. J @Theselfcareking]

RnB fell off because everybody drinking lean instead of doing coke! Silk Sonic getting back to the roots

[Bubbles and the Shit Rockers @deanecornell]

@h0ney_graham you have bougie aunt energy

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my girlfriend asked me if i have listened to macs new album.... yes dear for the past 7 years...

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my coworker got the new iphone and keeps coming into my office to ask me to turn her flashlight off. poor thing.

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@AlecDMcAvoy get a grip

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@Rhys_Rogers21 yeah but i can hitch and unhitch a trailer without touching a single piece of equipment check mate.

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jesus walked on water, i run-on sentences

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today at work i had to put some docs in the shredder. my buddy, our accountant, was doing the same. i don’t know what came over me but as i started dropping files in it i was possessed to go “ommm nom nom” and he looked at me in complete shock. priceless.

[Bubbles and the Shit Rockers @deanecornell]

just realized the average person has fewer than two arms. so i have more than the average number of arms. nice.