Deane Gonzalez

be wrong strong 🎷 🐛

[Deane Gonzalez @deanegonzalez_]

If your name ain’t in her bio are you even really enabling a codependent?

[floyd @fdotsanchez]

This is how Latinos for Trump make carne asada

[Deane Gonzalez @deanegonzalez_]

If I had a nickel for every time kanye said he was dropping an album there wouldn’t be a national coin shortage

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Everyone talking about “how do we fix this?”  They say “go out and vote?”  What about asking if how we vote is also structurally racist?

[Ron Jeremy @RealRonJeremy]

I need your help.

help me save my tree.

this tree was planted by my dad the day I was born. Please let Con Edison know that they cannot tear down this tree. @conedison 61-24 bell Blvd
Bayside Queens NY 11364 please help me save my tree.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

When late stage capitalism takes a selfie:

[Deane Gonzalez @deanegonzalez_]

@fdotsanchez $deane papa needs a reverse vasectomy

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We are the richest country in the history of the world. Every worker deserves a living wage, paid leave, health care, and a union—at all times, not just during a national crisis.

[Deane Gonzalez @deanegonzalez_]

Due to coronavirus concerns I have decided to suspend all toe sucking activity indefinitely

[Deane Gonzalez @deanegonzalez_]

@samanthaperezr Maybe only tweet at night cause you are obviously out of your element

[Deane Gonzalez @deanegonzalez_]

Gmorning to everyone but @fdotsanchez you know why

[floyd @fdotsanchez]

good morning to everyone especially @deanegonzalez_

[Deane Gonzalez @deanegonzalez_]

@samanthaperezr You’re using all the juice!

[𝒥𝑒𝓎 𝒦. 𝒞𝒶𝓋𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒾 @JeyCavalli]

me and this lil ol mexican lady were talking in spanish and this old white bitch in a wheelchair said “we’re in america why dont you speak english” and the lil mexican lady told her “you have legs why dont you walk”

I nearly died. I gave her free coffee

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

That's funny. Jamie Dimon seemed fine with corporate socialism when his bank got a $416 billion bailout from American taxpayers.

[Deane Gonzalez @deanegonzalez_]

Some people have too much pride to tell you they don’t know the answer to something. Not me. I’ll tell you i don’t know about anything. Even about the things I do know.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It means you’re going to lose.

[Deane Gonzalez @deanegonzalez_]

https://t.co/T1H8hSrioo

[Deane Gonzalez @deanegonzalez_]

Whom will sign my petition to make egg nog year round?

[Tommi @hermaphroditeaa]

Animal crossing villagers:

[Deane Gonzalez @deanegonzalez_]

@GabbyCastle21 😭😭😭